What Kind Of Trash Bag Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

What Kind Of Trash Bag Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

"I come from garbage." —Shia Leabouf
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Aquarius

January 20 - February 18

You're a Millennial Pink Trash Bag. You're actually a Clear Trash Bag but always paint yourself Pink, so everyone thinks you're a kind-hearted person when you're actually self-absorbed and ruin things for yourself because of that.

Pisces

February 19 - March 20

You're a Designer Trash Bag. While you weren't able to reach the same fame as Gemini, you were still able to make it far on your own. You always try your best to remind everyone that they can achieve there dream as long as they work hard. You're someone everyone can look up to for guidance and support.

Aries

March 21 - April 19

You're a Classic Trash Bag but not the kind that everyone wants. You misused your timeless appearance for your pleasure and became a Snake Trash Bag because of that. No one likes to associate with you anymore as they know you'll just lie about everything to get what you want.

Taurus

April 20 - May 20

You're a Unique Trash Bag. You want to be your own person and not fit in with the crowd, so you found your own unique style. Everyone is always coming to you for fashion advice, but you'll never give them your secret.

Gemini

May 21 - June 20

You're no longer a trash bag but instead a Couture Trash Bag. You're not being used to hold trash anymore but instead strutting what you got on the runway. You're the best of the best as you knew that you could be more as long as you tried.

Cancer

June 21 - July 22

You're a Classic Trash Bag. Everything about you is timeless, and you'll always be beautiful when it comes to looks and personality. Everyone appreciates you in their life and glad to know you'll always be there for them.

Leo

July 23 - August 22

After seeing how many people were treating you like actual trash, you decided to do something about it and become a Recycle Bag. Now everyone treats you differently as you don't take any garbage from anyone anymore.

Virgo

August 23 - September 22

You're a Clear Trash Bag as everyone can see past the fake personality you always try to portray you have and know that you can't be trusted, just like Aries.

Libra

September 23 - October 22

You might be trash, but you know your worth. You always make sure to inform everyone how much better you are and don't care that everyone can see your trashy side. You're a Golden Trash Bag.

Scorpio

October 23 - November 21

Whether its Summer, Spring, or Winter, you're always in Spooky Season. You're always sipping a PSL and talking about how you can't wait to wear your UGGS; this makes you a Pumpkin Trash Bag.

Sagittarius

November 22 - December 21

You're just literal trash. You're no longer a trash bag but just actual garbage. You weren't able to keep your life together and decided that the best option was to give up and disappoint everyone you know.

Capricorn

December 22 - January 19

After realizing that you were heading in the same direction as Sagittarius, you decided to join the DIY life and became a Fabric Trash Bag. You spend a majority of your time now scrolling through Pinterest trying to find new things to create to help you not to fall back into your bad habits.



In the end, we're all trash



(This was featured on my account connected to the Odyssey Beta but didn't like the platform so wanted to share it on this account)

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6 Important Must Knows For Dating Sassy And Sarcastic Girls

Brace yourselves boys, she's a tough one.
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Dating a girl with a big personality can be tricky. They are some of the most amazing girls but to keep them, one needs to understand them. Here are six important things you must be aware of before you give your heart to a sassy and sarcastic girl.

1. Stubborn

She is going to be the most stubborn creature you will ever meet. I say "creature" because she might actually scare you with how much she refuses to back down until you have full proof she is wrong. And if you can’t prove her wrong, just suck up your pride and let her be right or she’ll never quit. But just remember that she’s simply passionate about whatever it is and you should be proud of her for that.

2. Bluntness

She is going to be blunt. So be prepared to hear the truth. She isn’t going to care how mad you get, if you’re being rude, she won’t be afraid to put you in your place. If your choice of clothing isn’t matching, she’ll tell you. Whatever it is, she isn’t going to keep the truth from you. Sometimes it’s subtle, sometimes she’s just a little too straightforward.

3. Sensitivity

Be careful sometimes with your choice of words. Though she is blunt, she is also sensitive. Her sarcastic personality is sometimes just a defense mechanism because she fears opening up. She worries a lot and continues to ponder the things you say. Remind her she is loved.

4. Friends

She is going to have a lot more guy friends than she will have girl friends. Why? Because guys tend to find more humor in her sarcasm and don’t take it so personal, whereas other girls take it as she’s being serious and just rude. However, don’t be jealous because trust me, you’re 100 percent hers and those guy friends are just that — friends.

5. Insults

She’s not going to flirt with you by giggling and blushing and calling you cute. She’s going to call you an idiot and smack you across the shoulder or back because to her, that’s easier than being all giddy and speechless over how much she likes you. And even when she’s calling you names, which really is in all fun and games, she doesn’t mean it seriously, she’s actually just saying “I love you” in her own special language.

6. Shorty

If she’s short in addition to being sassy and sarcastic, you’re in for a big treat with her. She is not only going to be full of fast wit, but she is going to have so much spunk in her you won’t know what to do. She will be so feisty that she won’t be afraid of anything or anyone and you yourself won’t even know how to handle her. That’s what makes her special.

It takes a certain type of person to be able to give their heart to someone who can so easily break it with their strong headed personality. But a sarcastic and sassy girl is going to be the one girl who is going to love you with all that she has. Treat her right, and she’ll treat you right.

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To The Friend I Rarely See Anymore

I wish you nothing but the best.

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When we graduated high school, we thought it was the end for us. The distance would ruin us and we wouldn't be able to call ourselves friends. Thankfully, you were my rock for the first year of school. You were the one I turned to when the adjustment was hard or when I needed someone to talk to and just listen. We never lost our connection for a whole year. We proved that nothing could pull us apart no matter how far the distance, no matter the different schedules. We were still best friends.

Another summer came and we only got stronger. We went on countless beach trips, late night hangouts, and Starbucks runs. I didn't even think it was possible to be this much closer to you than we already were. If we weren't together, we would Snapchat or text to never stop the conversation.

Now summer ended, we didn't think twice about losing our connection this time. We had a bond stronger than anyone could fathom. We once again went our separate ways and kept our texting and Snapchat habits.

But something changed.

It must've been the comfort level of sophomore year. It must've been all the new friends we got. It must have been the boys who entered our lives. We don't speak anymore. I haven't seen you since winter break. I haven't texted you since New Year's Eve. Our connection, one that was once thought to be indestructible, came crumbling down with sophomore year. I am not going to lie, sophomore year was the best of my life, but I knew you were missing the whole time. It wasn't the same without you.

I'm not upset you chose to focus your time and life on your new boyfriend. I am happy for you. I am not upset you spend more time with your school friends. I am happy for you. I am not upset you don't text me anymore and killed our streak. I know you're living a happy life. And I am too.

We may have gone our separate ways like we never imagined, but I am happy you are finally happy. Don't forget for one second that I will always be here for you. I will still always answer your text. I will still always be your shoulder to cry on even when no one else is there for you. I wish you nothing but the best, and I hope you're doing ok.

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