What’s going on 2016? We have blockbuster superhero movies, natural disasters, Presidential Election and anything an idiot can come up with on the internet nowadays that they would think is funny when it’s really down right offensive.
But let’s address the main issue driving social media now for Halloween:
1. CLOWN SIGHTINGS
Can we just not? I am deeply terrified of clowns. I got news about a man with just a clown mask riding his bike around our campus and I cried myself to sleep, that wasn’t until 3:30 that morning and I had a 9:30. As long as they’re those clowns that’re still snatching up children and stabbing and killing adults, NO ONE should be a clown for Halloween.
Not even your innocent little children who just simply want to be a good ole Ronald McDonald happy clown. People will still try to kill them.
2. DONALD TRUMP AND HILLARY CLINTON COSTUMES
That’s a given. Can you blame anyone? You have this candidate struggling because they’re a woman up against the biggest orange CLOWN in the United States. In fact, no one should really be Donald Trump either, scratch that.
3. HARLEY QUINN HARLEY QUINN HARLEY QUINN HARLEY QUINN
Those girls that are like “Oh my god I love Harley Quinn!”
No, you love Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn. Of course you can like the original Harley Quinn and like Margot Robbie’s portrayal in Suicide Squad. But the most annoying thing in the world is when a superhero movie comes out and everybody wants to be the strong female lead character. At least wear the original costume!
4. THE EXCRUCIATING HOUSE DECORATIONS
Personally, I love them, but you always have those select few people that want to call the police because they think their neighbor is actually displaying a corpse on their front yard. That’s the magic of leaves, trash bags and a Halloween store my friends.
And even if it were something authentic about a neighbor’s yard that’s none of our business is it?!
I’m just kidding call the cops.
5. HAUNTED HOUSES/ CORN MAZES
I watched the movie the Houses October Built….
Nope… Just nope…
And just as much as I don’t like clowns, I don’t like SCARECROWS. I mean they look cool, from a distance.
Lastly, the most important aspect of this year’s Halloween:
IT’S ON A MONDAY!!
The devastation.
We could just go ahead and celebrate Hallow’s Eve, but it would be a Sunday and everybody turns into a wholesome child of God whenever Halloween lands on Sunday; nobody wants to dress up or let their kids out to get candy from the neighbors. You either go to a local night service or don’t go out at all. But hey, some churches understand, you can go to church and they have candy for your children, their own little trick or treat sanctuary.
If you don’t do that you could always stay home and catch up on old and new Halloween movies. I do not play games when it comes to my 31 days of Halloween countdown on SyFy, Hocus Pocus or ANY Halloweentown movie!
