1. Golden Retriever
Like the jock version of dogs. They're always the good dog in those movies about rival dog packs. The quarterback every girl secretly has a crush on.
2. Yorkie
The Sharpay from High School Musical of dogs. Equivalent to the girls who wore Juicy Couture tracksuits in middle school. Defends the Kardashians. Dog embodiment of the color pink. Probably says "totes" a lot.
3. Bulldog
Owns a leather jacket and something with spikes. Has a full beard and a ponytail. The person that throws beer cans in the back of random pickup trucks.
4. St. Bernard
Linebacker of dogs. Has to wear husky clothes. Can frequently be seen staring into space with their mouths open. Think of someone named "Bubba" and that's this dog.
5. Pit Bull
Still sags even though that trend ended in 2011. Vapes. Wore "I love Boobies" bracelets in middle school and thought they were cool when they got in trouble for it. Most likely a mama's boy.
6. Chihuahua
Most people think they're on speed. Always has a cup of coffee in their hand and is ready to explain how stressed out they are. Needy and has to have constant attention.
7. Pug
Tubby British dude. Most likely a TSA agent.
8. Great Dane
The gentle giant on the high school football team who ends up in the school paper for rescuing a kitten. Secretly loves Britney Spears.
9. Husky
That likable person everyone envies because they are so quirky and everyone loves them for it. Makes many wide-eyed expressions.
10. Dachshund
Has had more life experience in one year than you will ever have. Will retire in Boca and wear Hawaiian shirts every day.
11. Greyhound
A super skinny white kid who wears the same jacket every day all year. Socially awkward to a fault.
12: Corgi
Person who breathes heavily 24/7. Sweats a lot on the dance floor of clubs but still dances all night. Gives great side eye.
13. German Shepherd
Always feels the need to tell everyone how many guns they own. Most likely has adult braces.
14. French Bulldog
Wears fake glasses. Owns several bowties. Is "spiritual" but not "religious". Secretly loves all Top 40 hits.
15. Any Hound/Pointer
Has a child with unnecessary vowels and n's in their name. Has a Texas Secede sticker on their car. Posts inspirational Bible verses on Facebook. Thinks camo is an acceptable color to wear in public.
