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Weird Stock Photos I Found In The Dark Corners Of The Internet

And some captions I made up for them. You're welcome.

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Weird Stock Photos I Found In The Dark Corners Of The Internet
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1. The Powdered Jelly Doughnut

Even though he was a grown man, George was completely unaware of the concept of a jelly-filled doughnut, and upon biting into the dessert, he squeezed raspberry jelly on the tie his daughter bought him for Christmas.

2. Little Red Riding Boots

When Ellen accidentally purchased two pairs of red lace up boots in the wrong size, she thought she'd never find a use for them; however, her horse Dolly ended up looking more fabulous in them than she could've ever imagined.

3. Emotions in White

After getting the new iPhone for Christmas, John thought his old camera and tripod no longer held value in his life until he wanted to take some quick headshots after sifting powdered sugar for a cookie recipe he'd been dying to try.

4. Literal Egghead

Anne happily believed in reincarnation until the day she opened an egg carton and found an egg with a face; after that, she nervously believed in reincarnation and stopped eating eggs altogether.

5. In a Pickle

It was at this moment, Jim realized three things: he had to follow through on his New Year's Resolution to work out, he should really stop going through pickles so fast and he needed to start wearing all those shirts his mother keeps buying him.

6. Over the Moon

Afterward, when the police were questioning the other bar patrons, every report about the incident held the same very-specific details: Kyle bursted in and began peddling his own bottle of un-marked vodka, he wore a ushanka and a half unzipped hoodie despite it being 80 degrees outside and he had a cardboard background of the moon and mountains to "set the mood" for his product.

7. Bored to Death

Despite the critical situation Special Agent Smith found himself in, he couldn't shake the feeling that he'd left his garage open and he really had just taken care of that squirrel problem.

8. Smoking Hot

Even though James knew it violated DHEC codes, he just couldn't help but light one up after the fourth table in a row sent back their gazpacho for being too cold.

9. Twisted Picture

When she hung this piece up in the art gallery, Betty left this artist's note under the frame:

"Originally, I had meant to take a picture of the full pretzel, but when my hand unexpectedly jerked left, I ended up with this shot. And it really symbolized the disparity of what society sees (only half of us) versus who we really are (the shadow of the full object with its support system). And I think that's beautiful."

10. Punch to the Stomach

Intellectually, Lisa, a lawyer, knew she should never punch a man with a camera, but emotionally, when her annoying brother asked her if she'd found a man yet for the millionth time, she decided to risk it.

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