Iron Man is, without a doubt, one of the most powerful superheroes ever. Under the mask is Tony Stark, who is a self-described genius, billionaire, playboy, and philanthropist.
Like several superheroes, this one struggles to balance his life as both a savior and a civilian. Yet, his unpredictable personality is one characteristic that is no different in either form. Having said that, it's no surprise that he has had quite a lot of weird lines in the movies, but they are what help to make him the unique character that he is. Robert Downey Jr. has been the perfect actor to portray him in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and quite frankly, I could never imagine anyone else taking on the role.
Here are some erratic phrases of the tin man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
"Iron Man" (2008)
Christine Everheart: "You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?"
Tony Stark: "Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."
"I don't have to do anything. I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other..."
"Pepper, let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."
"Pepper, I've been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them."
Pratt: "Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?"
Tony Stark: "That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a
scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins."
"Iron Man 2" (2010)
"I want one."
"What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it?"
"I'm sorry. I don't want to get on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye?"
"You know, the question I get asked most often is, 'Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in the suit?' (long pause) Just like that."
"She's right. The party's over. Then again, the party was over for me,
like, an hour and a half ago. The after party starts in fifteen minutes."
"I told you, I don't want to join your super secret boy band."
"Drop your socks and grab your crocs, we're about to get wet on this ride."
"The Avengers" (2012)
"We have a hulk."
"Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
"Make a move, Reindeer Games..."
Steve Rogers: "Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?"
Tony Stark: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
"What, did you stop for drive-thru?"
Iron Man: "Guys, I'm bringing the party to you."
Black Widow: "I - I don't see how that's a party."
"Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it."
"Iron Man 3" (2013)
"Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite. I am pleased to announce the imminent arrival of your bouncing, bad-ass baby brother."
"I loved you in 'A Christmas Story,' by the way."
Rhodes: "Well, look, I got to change it every time you hack in, Tony."
Tony Stark: "It's not the '80s, nobody says 'hack' anymore. Give me your login."
"Remember that game, Barrel of Monkeys? This is how it is: we got to catch all the monkeys!"
"Jarvis, do me a favor and blow Mark 42."
"Avengers: Age of Ultron" (2015)
Iron Man: "Sh*t!"
Captain America: "Language!"
"Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said 'Language'?"
"Actually, he's the boss. I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler."
Iron Man: "Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. You're stronger than her, you're smarter than her. You're Bruce Banner!"
Hulk: (roars and throws a car at Iron Man)
Iron Man: "Right, don't mention puny Banner..."
"Right in the back? Dick move, Banner."
"Hi! Okay, get in the tub!"
"Romanoff... you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini."
"Captain America: Civil War" (2016) (trailers only)
"Captain? You seem a little defensive."
"Sometimes, I want to punch you in your perfect teeth."
"Alright, I've run out of patience. Underoos!"
It's amazing that this character was the first one introduced in the Marvel Cinematic Universe eight years ago and he is still going strong. He's even set to appear in the new Spider-Man movie next year, "Spider-Man: Homecoming." Not to mention he was talking about the possibility of "Iron Man 4" and will hopefully have a role in "Avengers: Infinity War."
Tony Stark/Iron Man is not finished yet and there will be more quotes to add to this list in the future!
