(pause while you finish singing the rest of "Money Maker" in your head...)
From Thursday to Sunday, here are just a few relatable expressions of the weekend's successes and struggles.
Thursday: You're finally done with your classes for the day and ready for, "Thirsty Thursday!" On your walk home you're all like:
And when you get home, you think:
And then this happens...
Everyone knows that Thursday night is swap night! So while the freshmen pull together the best ensemble for their costumes,
The upperclassmen get to "chaperone" while secretly wishing they were still freshmen.
When you first told the freshmen about Thursday nights, they were like:
When you were a freshman, walking into your first swap was like a dream...
...Now, they just always end in going to the Booth and/or Moe's, and this is your reaction to everyone you see: (because EVERYONE is there)
Friday: ahhh Friday Morning....
You pull together all of the strength you have just to try to function in class and it's not really working...
And then there's always Fried Fridays... (this photo explains the feeling)
Since it's Friday night, your'e pretty much obligated to go out. So you rally...
You and your friends get ready to go out and you're like:
It's band party night, so your Longchamp bag turns into a storage unit for beer and looks more like this:
...lets be honest, they don't call it a "champ" for nothing.
Once you strategize what fraternity houses you will be going to and when, you're in the front row like:
Your friends ask you if you're down for Quick Grill, and of course it sounds like a good idea at the time.
Saturday: Aka Game Day!
Friday morning didn't teach you a lesson, so now we're back to phase one.
You should be really excited, but you just feel like:
But then there's always mimosas!
When you finally pull yourself together to look acceptable on game day, you feel like:
You never realized Tuscaloosa could fit this many tourists....
When the Tide wins.
Time to rally again...
If you can even make it that far... (it has been a long weekend)
Sunday
When reminiscing on the entire weekend....
You suddenly remember all of the stuff you have to do to get ready for week.
It was all fun and games, but now you have to sign off from the social world and go back to a week of school. So until next time...
