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11 Ways To Beat The Summer Heat In Florida

With the temperature in the high 90s, it's safe to say this summer will be brutal.

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11 Ways To Beat The Summer Heat In Florida
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Some people hate the winter because it gets cold but I'm not one of those people. I really don't like the heat; it means sweating and being sticky 24/7, which is gross. I may live in Florida but I definitely prefer the snow. Here's how I plan on avoiding the heat this summer.

Don't go outside.

You'll look like this.

Don't go outside.

And this.

Don't go outside.

You'll feel like this.

Don't go outside.

You'll wish you had this.

Don't go outside.

And this.

Don't go outside.

You'll walk into the house like this.

Don't go outside.

You'll dream about being at the pool.

Don't go outside.

You'll have to find interesting ways to cool off, like this.

Don't go outside.

And this.

Don't go outside.

You won't be able to eat ice cream before it starts melting.

Don't go outside.

You'll have to chug 20 gallons of water to avoid heat exhaustion.

All in all, just stay inside. It's for the best.

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