Even though I have only experienced one semester of college so far, I realized that Squidward pretty much predicted everything I would feel once I started school.
Whether getting up for an 8 a.m. class or 11 a.m., it's the hardest thing ever to make yourself get up for something you don't even want to do.
Once things stop going as well as you planned, you just have to stop caring and let things happen as they may.
And when you finally DO get out of bed, you realize you never should have done so in the first place...
When teachers ask you to do pointless work or give you exams at the most inconvenient times.. just no.. no.. no......
Doing all of your work, essays, studying, etc. is more exhausting then a whole day at the gym. If only we could lose weight while doing it...
When you finally finish an exam and realize you are sleep deprived and look insane but just dance it out all the way back to your bed.
AND THEN YOU GET THE EXAM BACK AND YOU PASSED! It's like you can finally be set free now.
You realize that everything you thought would happen in your future has completely changed and you actually have no idea what you're doing with your life..
You study so much that it LITERALLY feels like your brain is full and can't fit any more information.
There are some days where you just sit in class, staring at the wall, thinking about how pointless all of this is.
And then on the weekends you see all of those nice nerdy girls out at parties twerking and you start questioning everything you've ever known..
The amount of times you cry at college are probably double the amount of times you cried your whole life.
Meal plan = binge eating when stressed.
Your alarm becomes your enemy. How dare they ruin your morning. Every single day.
And then the worst part is when your day is going well so you know that something bad is bound to happen soon.



































