Now that classes are back in session and everyone is readjusting to classes, dorm life and social gatherings of same aged classmates, you might be thinking "How can I irritate everyone on my college campus? What is the easiest way for me to avoid lifelong friendships?"

Well, lucky for all of you, I am here to help you in your quest for destruction of social order, as I dislike many of my own college classmates! Enjoy this testament to every college student that grinds my gears, and take note of all of the worst kinds of behaviors you can practice.

1. Walk on the main campus street five wide at a snail's pace

The best way to irritate people is to take up the entire sidewalk and walk as slow as humanly possible. There is nothing worse than booking it across campus just to be slowed down by a group of slow walkers who won't let you pass them. This may be the easiest way to make enemies.

2. Choose a different seat in your classes every day

The unassigned assigned seat in college lectures is a real phenomenon that most people respect. So if you come into a classroom and disrupt the seating order, you are bound to get someone mad.

3. Click your pen repeatedly in class

This one works especially well during exams. Other varieties of this technique include shaking your leg, tapping your nails on the desk and chewing gum super loudly.

4. Table at a popular spot on campus and force people to pay attention to you

I get particularly heated when I am walking on campus with my headphones on and someone steps in front of me, forcing me to stop listening to my music, to try to get me to join an organization or vote for something.

5. Enter the dining hall two minutes before they close

The WORST kind of people like to ruin campus employees' lives, and the easiest way to do this is to force them to stay at work later than they should have to.

6. Leave all of your dishes for the workers

Pair this with number five and you are sure to receive some dirty looks.

7. Go to every sporting event with no prior knowledge of the sport

As a sports fan, my favorite people in the stands with me are the ones who cheer for the wrong team or ask me what is going on. Like, why are you here?

8. Leave your room an absolute disaster 24/7

I'm positive that this will get your roommate upset. Make sure to leave dirty dishes and smelly substances in your dorm to maximize results.

9. Bounce a basketball above your other dorm residents' rooms

To get residents to hate you, why stop at your roommates? Upset the people below you by wrestling, tap dancing, playing ball, drumming or just throwing really heavy things on your floor at all hours of the night. Life hack: you may even piss off your upstairs neighbors by banging on your ceiling with a broom handle and playing music with heavy bass.

10. Take 26 years to open your snacks in the quiet section of the library

Nothing will annoy studying students faster than your inability to be quiet with your food, backpack, cell phone or any other noise making object.

Happy Studies Kids.