If you're anything like me, mornings can be really rough. I dread the sound of my phone buzzing next to my head, and I look forward to nothing more than retreating into my blanket fort at the end of the day. I am a sleepy human, and I bet you are, too.
One alarm is never enough.
Even with five (or more) separate alarms, you still manage sleeping through them all and end up rushing through your morning, ultimately forgetting something fairly important.
You're a vampire in the morning.
The sunlight, it burns! For those first few alarms, you open your eyes just enough to find your phone and silence that horrible alarm. If you're REALLY good, you can even keep your eyes closed.
Your bed becomes amazingly comfy.
You cocoon yourself into the blankets and tangle yourself in them so well, you're convinced you can never get yourself out.
"T-minus 2 alarms until I HAVE to get up."
It's a NASA style countdown until you absolutely must roll out of bed and blast off to adulting for the day.
EVERYTHING IS COLD.
It's fall, and that means the floor is cold, the air is cold, the world is cold (which is even more reason for staying in bed).
Talk to the hand.
You avoid all human contact until you fully wake up from your mini-hibernation.
If you sit or lay down on your bed, you're done for the day.
You just can't come back from that sweet touch of comfort. You must avoid touching your bed at all costs once you're up and moving.
Baby, come back!
You spend your entire day daydreaming of that fluffy paradise, and it's the only thing getting you through.
You made it!
Finally, you're back home. You put on your favorite comfy clothes, and you're ready to block out the world. Goodnight!
