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Waking Up Before 10:30 As Told By A College Student

Your mind might be moving at this hour, but it doesn't mean you are!

Kerri Ann Walsh
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Raley Hinton
Apr 11, 2016
Washington College
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Waking Up Before 10:30 As Told By A College Student
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Everyone knows that college students are notorious for staying out late and sleeping in later. There is absolutely nothing more appealing to a college student than sleep because during the week you get a minimal amount. Here are 50 thoughts a college student has when they wake up before 10:30.

1. Is it really time for class? *Checks phone and grunts*


2. I only slept like 10 minutes. *Hits snooze 3 times*


3. Those loud noises need to stop.

4. It's to early for this I'm not going.

5. MUST HAVE COFFEE!

6. Maybe class will be cancelled *Checks e-mail*

7. F*ck Professor (insert name here). I JUST WANNA SLEEP!

8. It's still dark out I should not be up.

9. To the person in the hallway SHUT UP it is only 9am.

10. *To Roommate* Who does this bitch think she is making all this noise like I am trying to sleep.

11. 5 more minutes.

12. Waking up at this hour is inconvenient. *It's 9am*

13. Why did I take this class?

14. I should drop out.

15. How do people take an 8am class?

16. Why would someone wake up for breakfast?

17. I should shower but I'm going to sleep instead.

18. Should I look nice for class or sleep?

19. Answer is always sleep.

20. *Alarm goes off* Silently cries.

21. Morning class is a crime.

22. Why did I go to college?

23. Will this be my life as a grownup?

24. I quit.

25. Did i put deodorant on?

26. It is way too bright out right now.


27. How are these people so peppy? I haven't even finished waking up...


28. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me.

29. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO BE TALKING RIGHT NOW?! CAUSE I DON'T.

30. The world is out to get me. This is my karma.

31. Maybe I'm just hangry.

32. Ah, food. That's better. Maybe I can do this.

33. Nope, I can't. I tried. I'm done.

34. Can I nap yet?


35. I really don't know how I'm going to make it through today.

36. THANK GOD FOR COFFEE.

37. My tolerance for stupid is at an all time low.

38. Why are they dressed so nice? Why are they trying so hard? Should I try that hard?

39. Nah, I can pull this off. I'm in college.

40. Ugh, I can't wait to nap.

41. What day is it again?

42. Need. More. Coffee.

43. Can we all just not do this?

44. I need the weekend. Now.


45. Why did I sign up for any classes before noon?


46. I going to bed at 7 tonight for sure.

47. I'd rather die than be in this class right now.


48. Please can everyone just stop talking for 5 minutes?

49. I should've skipped.

50. I can't wait to get back to bed.



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