Mexican rapists. Scorched earth warfare. Guns in schools. Discrimination against Muslims. A terrible hairpiece. Though few of these things would seem palatable to the average American voter, Donald Trump has defied all expectations, and according to some, reality itself. Armed with only these radical arguments and a metric ton of currency, Trump has recently attained a surging 41 percent of support in a recent GOP poll.

Surprisingly, this far-right candidate is being received like Christmas in July by Democrats. While this writer can only suppose that Trump’s adamant supporters look and act like the folks from "Duck Dynasty," the fact remains that Trump has maintained a consistent, unprecedented lead in the GOP. Though by no means popular in mainstream media, Trump has a solid base of people who go out and vote for him consistently in the polls. This group is probably large enough to win him a GOP nomination, but it is by no means the majority within America. Trump taking the GOP all but guarantees a blue victory in the 2016 presidential race.

Candidates that were slated to give Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Joe Biden (when people thought he was running) a serious run for their money by appealing to the Conservative Hispanic demographic, like Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio, have been left in the dust by a polarizing, outspoken force of nature with a what looks to be a bleached marmoset taped to its head.

So are you a Democrat? Do you want to see another Democratic presidency? Do you just really want to see a red elephant to kiss some blue ass? Buy yourself a mustard-stained tank top, and share a “Make America Great Again” banner on Facebook. At this point, the Donald has pretty much already taken the Republican primary. The only bliss the sensible right has is the assurance that the abominable man who made a mockery of their party won’t get the presidency.