Valentines Day As Told By 3 Single Men
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

Valentines Day As Told By 3 Single Men

"All the single *men* put your hands up!"

114
Valentines Day As Told By 3 Single Men
Google

It's that time of the year again! Valentine's Day is right around the corner, and its just another one of those holidays where everything is aching to remind you that you're alone. But don't freak out--you're not alone! Here is a break down of the dreaded holiday as told by three single men.

When was the last time you had a valentine and what did you do?

Man A: Probably...actually I don't know. I actually haven't had one in a really long time. If anything, it would've been like eighth grade.

Man B: The last time I had a Valentine was last year. We didn't do anything alone, but we had breakfast with friends. Then we all hung out and watched movies. Welcome to Valentine's Day.

Man C: Never, this is my first one! I'm, unfortunately, not sought out by women, as I possess neither humor, beauty, nor personality.

What are your plans for this upcoming Valentine's day?

Man A: I don't have any yet, but probably work. It's pay day, so I guess I'll spend money. Maybe I'll find some other lonely single and hang out with them.

Man B: I'll probably sit down with a big bowl of self loathing and probably not have any interaction with anyone. No human interaction. Puppy interaction, yes!

Man C: I'm going to visit my valentine. Yes, I have a valentine! We are exchanging gifts and hanging out.

Valentine's Day or Singles Awareness Day?

Man A: Depends if you're single or not. I prefer February 14th.

Man B: Valentine's Day is for the happy half of the world. Singles Awareness Day for the rest of us. It would be great if we could all be happy and in relationships, but that's not how life works. So #SinglesAwareness

Man C: Ah, Valentine's Day. It isn't a day to cry about how unsuccessful you've been in love..You don't NEED a relationship, love exists in more than just significant others.

Your overall thoughts on Valentine's Day?

Man A: Well, if you're single it can be a little depressing. It's a cute day if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or significant other. Otherwise for me, it's just another day.

Man B: I feel like Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday. It's really a way for stores to get people to spend money on things they don't need. Does America really need more chocolate?

Man C: It's a great day! I'll enjoy it more when I'm married, most likely. I do think it deserves a little more respect and recognition though.

Finally, any messages/advice for the single guys and ladies out there this year?

Man A: There's someone out there for you. You just gotta find them, or let them find you.

Man B: You're single. I'm single. It's time to mingle. Not because I need a relationship, but because Valentine's Day is shorter to write than Singles Awareness Day. But really, I do need a date. In all reality, don't get too worked up over being alone.

Man C: Having a date doesn't particularly matter and even if you do or don't, you should never think badly upon yourself or your relationship status. Pucker up, treat yourself, watch a nice movie, and love yourself before anything else.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

52826
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less
a man and a woman sitting on the beach in front of the sunset

Whether you met your new love interest online, through mutual friends, or another way entirely, you'll definitely want to know what you're getting into. I mean, really, what's the point in entering a relationship with someone if you don't know whether or not you're compatible on a very basic level?

Consider these 21 questions to ask in the talking stage when getting to know that new guy or girl you just started talking to:

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Challah vs. Easter Bread: A Delicious Dilemma

Is there really such a difference in Challah bread or Easter Bread?

33950
loaves of challah and easter bread stacked up aside each other, an abundance of food in baskets
StableDiffusion

Ever since I could remember, it was a treat to receive Easter Bread made by my grandmother. We would only have it once a year and the wait was excruciating. Now that my grandmother has gotten older, she has stopped baking a lot of her recipes that require a lot of hand usage--her traditional Italian baking means no machines. So for the past few years, I have missed enjoying my Easter Bread.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

Unlocking Lake People's Secrets: 15 Must-Knows!

There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

956633
Group of joyful friends sitting in a boat
Haley Harvey

The people that spend their summers at the lake are a unique group of people.

Whether you grew up going to the lake, have only recently started going, or have only been once or twice, you know it takes a certain kind of person to be a lake person. To the long-time lake people, the lake holds a special place in your heart, no matter how dirty the water may look.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 10 Reasons My School Rocks!

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

181433
man in black long sleeve shirt and black pants walking on white concrete pathway

I was asked so many times why I wanted to go to a small school when a big university is so much better. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure a big university is great but I absolutely love going to a small school. I know that I miss out on big sporting events and having people actually know where it is. I can't even count how many times I've been asked where it is and I know they won't know so I just say "somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin." But, I get to know most people at my school and I know my professors very well. Not to mention, being able to walk to the other side of campus in 5 minutes at a casual walking pace. I am so happy I made the decision to go to school where I did. I love my school and these are just a few reasons why.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments