Completely Unrelatable Things My Roommate And I Say To Each Other

Completely Unrelatable Things My Roommate And I Say To Each Other

"It really grosses me out when you drink milk."
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From the outside looking in, my roommate and I are quite an odd pair. Do we both still sleep with our baby blankets... well yeah but it's in a cool way not a not cool way. As I scroll through Odyssey, I find myself reading a lot of "Things You And Your Roommate Say To Each Other" listicles. While me and my fellow Odyssey writer roommate, Dylan, do say a lot of these things to each other, I am seeing that we say way more not so relatable things. So here are the 10 not so relatable things my roommate and I say to each other.

1. "Do we have any lemons?"

Constantly, I am asking Dylan if there are any lemons in the room since I eat them like oranges. It is bizarre...sorry Dyl!

2. "Who pooped on my bed?"

Were we just eating ice cream, chocolate, or something else brown... yes. But still, why is there brown on my duvet cover!

3. "Why is there still a Jake Paul poster hanging in our room?"

Did I buy myself a Jake Paul poster and tell Dylan it was a gift for her... maybe. Is it still hanging up months later after the joke died... yes.

4. "I still don't understand why you have a Guy Fieri mask."

I think Dylan will never understand why I have a Guy Fieri outfit but after living with each other for a few months she has learned to respect it.

5. "Where's the Snapple that tastes like lead?"

Did Dylan and I keep a case of Snapple that tasted like lead in our room for over a month... yeah. To be completely honest it might still be here.

6. "It really grosses me out when you drink milk."

When you both watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and you see the McPoyles drink milk it ruins it. I never want to see anyone drink milk ever again.

7. "I'm literally going to throw up blood I'm so excited."

We get really excited really often.

8. "Are we opening the club tonight?"

In a very cool and trendy way, not weird way, our friends named our room the club and we sort of just adapted to it! So we are constantly asking each other whether or not the club is open for our friends to come hang out in.

9. "This is the longest we've ever gone without eating popcorn."

Popcorn is our favorite food group.

10. "Don't turn the lights off I feel like there are monsters in our room."

For real though our room is haunted.


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A Thank You To My Boyfriend's Family

Because you are so important to him, you are important to me.
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This one isn't easy to sit down and write because nothing I could say would do all of you justice in the way that I would hope I could. These are just words, but I hope that I am able to always show my thank you to you by treating him like the prince he is.

I can replay the moment of meeting each and every one of you all over and over in my head like it was yesterday. I was so extremely nervous every single time and I was trying to gather all the "right" things to say that would leave a good, first-lasting impression and that at the end of the day, you all would like me.

I think one of the most important basis and hopes in my relationship is that my significant other's family likes who I am. This is so important to me because whatever is important to him is equally important to me and your thoughts of me are crucial to our relationship.

The second I walked in the door, I was overwhelmed—overwhelmed with such a love. I had no idea at that point in time just how much you would all mean to me and how thankful I am for all of you!

Thank you for constantly making me laugh and feel at home.

Whenever I'm coming over for a family gathering or just to hang out, I know right off that I am walking into a world of laughter and good times are right beside that. You are all so entertaining and always have a good story to tell me. I can't name one time where I didn't feel like I was home.

And I appreciate the sweet, embarrassing photos and stories about my boyfriend that you all share with me! Even if it is by a photo, I have a glimpse of what his life has always been like thanks to each and every one of you individually.

Thank you for sharing your special moments in life with me.

You don't ever have to, but you invite me anyway. Whether it's just a family gathering, a birthday, or a holiday, I am thankful to have spent those times celebrating these moments in life alongside such amazing people. It's humbling and heartwarming to be a part of memories so unforgettable that you all share and that you have welcomed me to be a part of. They are days that I will never forget and have a place in my heart forever.

Thank you for always being there for him.

Since we have started dating, I have watched the way that you guys love him. I have watched the individual relationships and moments that you share with him make a difference in who he is. I have seen you all love and support him, no matter what he was doing.

With everything that comes along in life, this has been a simple reminder of an unconditional, loving, sacrificing family that is also the best support system. You are not only impacting him, but me, too.

Thank you for welcoming me in like your own.

Whenever you have to brave up and meet your significant other's family, I can say, for myself, that I didn't know what to expect. As I'm sure, none of you did when meeting me. Today, I catch myself wondering why I even worried in the first place. You all have welcomed me in your own ways and made me feel right at home. It is not always easy to do that with just anyone, but you have all taken the time to get to know me. And now I know that if I ever needed anything, I can call one of you.

Thank you for letting me date him.

I am most thankful for this. Thank you for sharing him with me and giving me a chance to show you all how important he is to me. I never thought that I would luck out and meet someone as special, kind, and wonderful as he is, but I did.

You have supported our relationship, given me a chance to love him, and welcomed me to new adventures in love and family. I have the upmost gratitude for each of you. You are the most wonderful, welcoming, and loving family. I am overjoyed to be able to experience just a glimpse of this life with him and with all of you.

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5 Times Being The Dad Friend Doesn't Leave You Wondering What Happened Last Night

Ah, the noblest of positions.

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For some reason, it seems that this role is often associated with the boring friend or the friend that doesn't go out often. This doesn't have to be true. There are a lot of perks when you are the responsible friend.

1. You are always in control.

All of your other friends who are making dumb decisions ultimately look to you to make the tough calls throughout the night, regardless of whether they like them or not.

2. Your friends will always appreciate you keeping them alive.

They might be mad in the moment at you telling them to not jump off of a roof, but when everything settles, they are usually pretty appreciative of your efforts. Always remember, no man, or woman, left behind. If you end the night with everyone alive, you did a job well done.

3. It makes you look a lot better.

If you do it the right way, people around you will notice that you are the responsible one. You might even get a few acknowledgments of your efforts. Nothing is cooler than looking like the dude that has everything under control. And if you can't get everything under control, nothing looks better than trying to keep your friends from death.

4. You always remember exactly what happened.

The classic "what happened last night" question is nonexistent because you are able to tell the whole group all of the dumb, hilarious things that they did. Nothing is better than actually remembering first hand the memories that you and your buddies will talk about for years.

5. When you want to leave, everyone is leaving.

Whether you drove or not, once you are able to wrangle everyone up, there's an understanding that when the dad friend thinks it's a good time to leave, it's probably a good time to leave.

Being the "dad friend" doesn't mean that you aren't able to have any fun, it's just a different kind of fun. If you are this type of friend, I salute you, and for those of you who aren't, be sure to thank your dad friend next time you get the chance.

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