Yes, it is true. I am one of the few, the proud -- the Chaco haters. I will never understand this weird fad. Monograms? I got with it after a little bit. Lilly? Yeah, I was obsessed with it as a freshman, too. Wearing glasses with no prescription because you think they look cool? More power to ya. But I just cannot shake this one. Maybe it's because I am the least "crunchy/granola" person I know. I guess I should also preface this argument with the fact that I hate feet. I don't like seeing them and I especially cannot stand when people touch me with their feet. So I am very pro whatever shoe will cover up feet. Normally, someone at this point in a rant might say, "but I digress.." No. I do not digress. I will continue to express my dislike for these "shoes."
This is what I hear...
"OMG your Chox are sOoOoOoOo cute!"
Hahahaha -- oh, wait you're serious? Are we looking at the same thing? You really think those chunky, strappy, weird things you call shoes are cute? Now you've got me laughing for a whole new reason!
"Look how cool my Chaco tan lines are!"
I'm just going to stop you right there. Repeat what you just said and tell me you can honestly say weird lines on the tops of your feet are cool. They just look silly, especially if you are wearing nice shoes like heels. This one might just be a jealousy thing, though, because the tops of my feet are the only part of my body that, unfortunately, never get tan.
"My Chox are so comfy!"
False. I have had many friends complain about how their Chacos rub blisters on their feet. And they are so chunky you just look silly walking in them, like you are wearing clown shoes or something. Actually, keep wearing them because it will give me a nice laugh.
I know of one other person who shares my dislike for Chacos, and that's my roommate Courtney. She understands and agrees with me! If you disagree, which most of you will, too bad. If you think I am being harsh, deal with it. I am entitled to my own opinion, which will always be that I hate Chacos. Chaco haters unite!
