1. "Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain." -Sandy
Going to a school full of Texans, you always need to be careful of what you say. Tread lightly when talking about Texas, you never quite know when you're talking to a blood line. The University of Arkansas has increased it's population; recent stats from 2014 show that out of the 9,000 student increase (since 2004), around 5,600 students are from Texas. Be careful out there ya'll....
2."There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating." -SpongeBob
This quote hits home with the amount of patronage we pay to our local Whataburger. It amazes me that there is never a dull moment in the orange restaurant. It's the college center-piece to a good time. Need to celebrate that good test score? Whataburger. Need somewhere to eat at 2:00 A.M.? Whataburger! Don't forget to ask your friends if they want something, because nine times out of ten they'll want a nice, hot, Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit. Yum.
3. "Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz." -Patrick
Completely in reference to making it on the jumbo-tron at home football games, dancing is a MUST. You want to get your 3 seconds of fame and you have to work for it. The cameras scan the crowds looking for wild dancers to be spotlighted for everyone to see. I made it once and can confirm I'm now a celebrity.
4. "I am the master at Kara-tay" -Spongebob
There has been a recent clown siting near Fayetteville, AR, and all of the students are ready to fight the terror. If you even mention a clown in casual conversation you will get everyone's adrenaline pumping, and karate skills. At the very least a clown can expect a good punch from my end. Look out creeps.
5. "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells...smelly." -Mr. Krabs
It seems every time I'm walking around campus I catch a whiff of delicious fried foods. It's the unforgettable smell of the famed dining hall on campus, Brough!. You can't leave Brough without smelling like it, there's really no comparison to that. People know when you've had your daily dose of the buffet. Always leaving with a cookie or ice cream cone in hand.
6."Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy," -Billy's mom
Honestly the campus squirrels aren't scared of the students. Do not approach them, they will chase! There's nothing more terrifying than running for your life from an angry squirrel. I've been a witness to some of these attacks and while it's funny from a watching standpoint, well, yeah it's just funny. Don't mess with the fat squirrels on campus! Enough said!
