"You Gucci?" The luxury Italian brand has become almost synonymous with something good or okay. During the summer you couldn't go more than five minutes on a radio station without hearing the song Gucci Gang at least once. Yet, I've never seen anyone wearing anything Gucci. I've heard of one guy buying a Gucci belt and trying to show it off, but other than that there's been nothing Gucci in my life. Why is that? Is it that the outrageous prices turn people away? No. It's because Gucci's style is weirdly reminiscent of the time you were five years old and playing dresses up in you grandmother's closet. There are items on their website so ugly I cringe thinking about the poor soul who was beguiled into buying it just because of the brand attached to it.
Striped Faux Fur Coat $9,300
What kind of animal were they trying to go for?
Real fur coats are bad. Faux fur coats are better, but at what cost?
Gold and Silver Sequin Top $5,200
Yes that shirt with that skirt? Perfect.
When Yukon Cornelius said he was looking for silver and gold I'm not sure this is what he meant...
Balaclava Knit Top $890
Me walking to class in -10 degree weather.
You know, for those days when you want to wear a turtleneck and a ski mask but be able to still eat your sandwich on your way to class.
Oversize Sweatshirt With Zebra Print $1,280
My mother would cry if I walked out the house looking like this.
The eighties are coming back with a vengeance.
Bugs Bunny Suede Vest with Patches $4,950
Why? Just why?
I dare you to wear this exact outfit to class. Exactly as is. It's the epitome of fashion!