1. Eat at every Main Street restaurant at least once this semester.

2. Eat at the new dining hall, and pretend you’re a freshman.

3. Go be “so college” and play Frisbee on the green.

4. Get a 4.0, LOL.

5. Sign up for some kind of extracurricular, so you aren’t a bum.

6. Start being healthier and exercise, so you aren’t a bum.

7. Sit in on at least one of Kirkbride Jesus’ lectures.

8. Attend a slip and slide or pool party dage before the season is over.

9. Look presentable for class on occasion.

10. Eat at Santa Fe often.

11. Win the race of registering for classes.

12. Pay a little visit to the fountain.

13. Don’t spend all your money.

14. Make new friends so you have more than four.