It’s a Saturday night. You have no plans other than to binge watch Netflix in your footie pajamas and absent-mindedly eat a tub of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream (better than any night out if we’re being honest here). The night was already great to begin with, when suddenly you find out you’re going to be home alone. If this isn’t paradise, then I don’t know what is. Your entire itinerary for the night has changed, and you couldn’t be more excited. Don’t doubt it…you all do something on this list when no one else is in the house:
1. Blast music & jam like you've never jammed before
Alright boys, which one of you danced your heart out to Sorry by J Biebs? Don't even bother trying to hide it.
2. Eat all the chips...& ice cream...& proceed to cook yourself a meal afterwards
If there's no one there to stop me, why should I stop myself?!
3. Sing for the fans (Gosh, they love me!!)
Not only do you sing, but you also imagine you’re on stage in front of thousands of people, performing your new hit single. And you sound GOOD.
4. Take your dancing moves from the mirror to the entire house
Can’t seem to get that twerking right? It’s okay, maybe you’ll have better luck in the kitchen.
5. Have imaginary conversations that will never actually happen
Remember that confrontation you wanted to have 3 months ago but never did? You finally found the perfect words to say. Janet can’t win this time.
6. Talk to yourself out loud
Sometimes, you hit a breaking point. The night starts out great, when suddenly you watch all your friends’ snap stories and realize you’re doing nothing with your life…the only logical explanation is to have conversations with yourself.
7. When you’re starting to get bored talking to yourself, you talk to your pet instead.
My cat is the best listener.
8. You trash the house, then hear someone coming home & immediately run to the kitchen to act like you were cleaning the entire time.
No one will ever know.
