Stay the hell away from these three guys this cuffing season before they ruin your life.
1. Fuckbois
GiphyWe all that these guys are the absolute worst, period. Call them whatever you want- jerks, players, basic af, man hoes, nightmare fuel- but it doesn't matter because you will inevitably meet a few of them during your lifetime. It's just like that one Dr. Seuss book, Green Eggs and Ham, where he lists off all the locations that he wouldn't eat (not with a fox, not in a box, not with a mouse, not in a house, not in the dark, not in the rain.... you get the picture), except instead of food being at all those places, it's fuckbois. All they want is sex and clout, and they will most definitely use you to get those things if you let them. Beware, dear reader, because it is unwise to underestimate the cunning of such a shitty man.
2. Softbois
GiphySoftbois, oh softbois. These are the men that are disarmingly smart and conversive at first before showing their true ugly colors. They are the guys who think they are better than you, smarter than you, and that they are ALWAYS right. They believe that their sense of "culture" makes them entitled to shitty, biased, unsupported opinions and that any girl should feel lucky to date them. These are the dudes who say, "but not all men are bad" instead of acknowledging the Me Too Movement, and they most definitely think of themselves as the "nice guy" that girls turn down for the "bad guy".
3. Flunkbois
GiphyThese guys are the ones with the most obvious red flags because they don't give a shit about most things, but something about their uncaring and unbothered personality is attractive to many women. Maybe it's because they're exactly who your parents warned you about when we were in high school, or maybe it's because they are "different" from the other guys you've dated. It could be that you secretly want to act more like these guys because then you wouldn't have to work as hard, but whatever it is, there's certainly one reason or another why women fall for these losers. Thankfully, these are the guys that seem to stick around the shortest, so even if you do fall head over heels for these chumps you should be out of the woods in a month or so.
Which of the "bois" do you think is the worst to be around?
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