1. The ones who say they are 22 in their bio but are actually 30.
Whether it’s a receding hairline or the fact that they have gray hairs that tips you off beware of the 30 somethings who use pictures from their 20s!
2. The ones who say they go to U Miami, but don’t.
Whether they aren’t even in college or go to FIU they pop up on the location with UM in their bio. Remember: CANES CARE FOR CANES
3. The ones who only have pictures of their dogs.
While this is a great marketing technique in order to reach their target audience (because who can resist a cute pupper?!) they don’t have a single picture of themselves. Honestly its genius because who the hell is going to swipe left on a puppy!
4. The bathroom mirror selfie boys.
Bonus points if they have urinals in the background.
5. The muscular boys.
Sure, a rocking body is nice, but it’s a little unsettling when there is no head
6. The meme enthusiast boys.
By far one of my personal faves, these are the boys who only have pictures of memes (usually Spongebob, the Office, or random ones) on their Tinders. These are usually the ones who are just on there to joke or the ones who solely rely on their sense of humor (bold choice).
7. The ones who hold babies.
These are the ones who much like the puppy boys use pics to attract their target audience females. So they post adorable pictures of them holding the cutest babies, the only issue… you don’t know if it’s actually their child and you hope to God its not.
8. The frat stars.
Need I say more?
9. The aspiring models.
The ones who are wayyyy too hot to be real so you swipe left so as to not be on the next episode of Catfished.
10. The cuties.
the oh so rare but wonderful to find! The normal/semi-normal babes who actually want to find girls. But sadly Tinder is not the place...
Happy Swiping!
