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The Modern 12 Days Of Christmas

12 gifts you really want for Christmas this year.

Becca Moore

Dec 21, 2015

James Madison

gobritney.com

Christmas. Everyone's favorite holiday and the perfect time of the year to give and receive. The problem is, we don't really know how to give the perfect gift because Christmas shopping is harder than it seems and let's be real, do we really have that much money to spend this holiday season on a ton of gifts for other people.

It's also hard to articulate exactly what you want for Christmas, especially when your family members ask you (or more important when *~*bae*~* asks you what you want).

Well I can't help you with picking out gifts for others, but I can certainly give you a list of some things that I know we all would really want for Christmas. And who doesn't love a spectacularly cheesy Christmas song to go along with it!?

Here's the real version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" song that we all want to sing this year. It's the perfect Christmas gift list for your favorite (or yourself).

On the First Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, A handle of Pear Vodka for me

On the Second Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Two chocolate Dove bars.

On the Third Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Three bags of French fries.

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Four Calling iPhones.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Five "Hotline Blings!!

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Six LuLu Lemon Leggings.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Seven Diamond Earrings.

On the Eighth Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Eight Job Connections.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Nine Bowls of Chipotle.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Ten Pairs of Booties

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, Eleven Bottles of Pinot

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true bae gave to me, 12 Bouquets of Roses, Eleven Bottles of Pinot,Nine Bowls of Chipotle, Eight Job Connections, Seven Diamond Earrings,Six LuLu Lemon Leggings, Five "Hotline Blings," Four Calling iPhones, Three bags of French fries, Two chocolate Dove bars and some Pear Vodka for me.

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A bad day at the lake is still better than a good day not at the lake.

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You have no patience for the guy who can't back his trailer into the water right.

Doing the friendly wave to every boat you pass.

The cooler is always packed, mostly with beer.

Giving the idiot who goes 30 in a "No Wake Zone" a piece of your mind.

You have no problem with peeing in the water.

You know the frustration of getting your anchor stuck.

Watching in awe at the bigger, better boats that pass by.

Knowing any swimsuit that you own with white in it is best left for the pool or the ocean.

The momentary fear for your life as you get launched from the tube.

You're able to go to the restaurants by the water wearing minimal clothing.

Having unexpected problems with your boat.

Having a name for your boat unique to you and your life.

There's no better place you'd rather be in the summer.

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1. My school is incredibly unique.

2. I am not just a number at my school.

3. I feel like I am contributing something to the community.

5. My professors know me and I feel that I can easily communicate with them.

6. The incredible people I've met

7. Opportunities

8. Students want to learn

9. Ability to join a sorority and have a house full of people I know I can talk to anytime I need to

10. I have figured out how I learn best because my school offers so many different ways of learning.

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5. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

6. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

7. ​Absolutely Anything (Robin William's Last Movie)​

8. Mrs. Doubtfire

9. To Kill a Mockingbird

10. A Few Good Men

11. Good Will Hunting

12. Dead Poet’s Society

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17. Casablanca

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19. E.T. Extra Terrestrial

20. Zootopia (basically all things Disney, except frozen)

21. Alien

22. Gone With the Wind

23. Harry Potter (All of them)

24. Star Wars (All but Rogue One)

25. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc

26. Die Hard

27. Titanic

28. It’s a Wonderful Life

29. Lord of the Rings (All three)

30. Airplane

31. Ghostbusters

32. Groundhog Day

33. A Clockwork Orange

34. The Terminator

35. Saving Private Ryan

36. Carrie (1976)

37. Pulp Fiction

38. Sixth Sense

39. The Matrix

40. West Side Story

41. Fight Club

42. Shaun of the Dead

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44. Forrest Gump

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46. Back to the Future

47. The Breakfast Club

48. Mean Girls

49. The Sandlot

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