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Another week down, folks.

The most popular tweets of the month. 

@unfollower: invite me over to your house it’ll be a blast I’ll pet your dog while your parents yell at you

@sydneygreen95: Did you know that turtles have shells? #blessed #themoreyouknow

@maddiesmith615: I’m mentally dating you

@disheartens: I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

@peekachiu: I’ve made Sims characters prettier than you.

@rapldashing: I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep.

@bullied: Kinda mad that I can’t breathe underwater.

@awesomephillia: Breaking news: ne ws

@4chanofficial: I find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

@chromeoffical: nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past your hiding spot in hide and seek

@tacobell: Touch her butt and buy her Taco Bell

@punkbruh: Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

@lubricates: due tomorrow, more like DO tomorrow

@shego: People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.

@officalpigeon: You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

@squidwurd: Some dogs are hotter than me.

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