Never in my 21 years on this earth have I heard anyone claim that the turkey is their favorite thing about Thanksgiving. If it is, you're probably in the 1% of people on earth that think so. Just saying. So why is turkey the worst part of Thanksgiving? Here are 25 reasons.
It Takes Forever To Cook
I'm hungry and you're going to be in the oven for 5 hours? Seriously??
It's A Giant Bird
The idea alone makes me want to become a vegetarian.
Carving it takes time too
The clock is still ticking. I'm still hungry.
It's Just A Giant Piece Of Meat
What's so great about it?? Let me know.
It Always Has The Most Leftover
Because most people don't go back for seconds...
Literally Everything On The Table Is Better
Everything.
Mashed Potatoes Are Better
If you don't like potatoes, you're wrong.
Stuffing Is Better
But not the kind that goes in the actual bird... *gags*
Sweet Potatoes Are Better
With or without marshmallows, roasted, mashed, fried. Still better.
Broccoli Cheese Casserole Is Better
If you tried it, you'd agree. It's a family staple.
Green Beans Are Better
Eat your greens.
Salad Is Better
Again. EAT. YOUR. GREENS.
Brussel Sprouts Are Better
Coming from me, that says a lot.
Dinner Roles Are Better
Bread. Duh.
Mac and Cheese Is Better
Again, duh.
Gravy Is Better
NO IT DOESN'T HAVE TO GO ON THE TURKEY.
Corn Bread Is Better
It totally counts as a vegetable.
Pumpkin Pie Is Better
The official mascot of thanksgiving dinner.
Chocolate Creme Pie Is Better
Chocolate is always better. Always.
Pecan Pie Is Better
Honestly I can't vouch for this one but I bet I would still enjoy it more than a giant bird.
All The Pies Are Better
Facts.
Maybe Thanksgiving isn't REALLY all about the turkey... but I'm still sticking with the fact that Thanksgiving could go without it. Oh well. Have a happy thanksgiving!
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