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25 Reasons Turkey Is The WORST Thing On Your Thanksgiving Menu

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25 Reasons Turkey Is The WORST Thing On Your Thanksgiving Menu

Never in my 21 years on this earth have I heard anyone claim that the turkey is their favorite thing about Thanksgiving. If it is, you're probably in the 1% of people on earth that think so. Just saying. So why is turkey the worst part of Thanksgiving? Here are 25 reasons.

It Takes Forever To Cook


I'm hungry and you're going to be in the oven for 5 hours? Seriously??

It's A Giant Bird


The idea alone makes me want to become a vegetarian.

Carving it takes time too


The clock is still ticking. I'm still hungry.

It's Just A Giant Piece Of Meat


What's so great about it?? Let me know.

It Always Has The Most Leftover


Because most people don't go back for seconds...

Literally Everything On The Table Is Better



Mashed Potatoes Are Better


If you don't like potatoes, you're wrong.

Stuffing Is Better


But not the kind that goes in the actual bird... *gags*

Sweet Potatoes Are Better


With or without marshmallows, roasted, mashed, fried. Still better.

Cranberry Sauce Is Better


And I don't even like cranberry sauce.

Broccoli Cheese Casserole Is Better


If you tried it, you'd agree. It's a family staple.

Green Beans Are Better


Eat your greens.

Salad Is Better



Brussel Sprouts Are Better


Coming from me, that says a lot.

Dinner Roles Are Better


Bread. Duh.

Mac and Cheese Is Better


Again, duh.

Gravy Is Better



Corn Bread Is Better


It totally counts as a vegetable.

Snickerdoodles Cookies Are Better


I only make these around the holidays and they are 10/10

Pumpkin Pie Is Better


The official mascot of thanksgiving dinner.

Apple Pie Is Better


A personal favorite.

Chocolate Creme Pie Is Better


Chocolate is always better. Always.

Pecan Pie Is Better


Honestly I can't vouch for this one but I bet I would still enjoy it more than a giant bird.

All The Pies Are Better





In case you forgot. *shrugs shoulders*

Maybe Thanksgiving isn't REALLY all about the turkey... but I'm still sticking with the fact that Thanksgiving could go without it. Oh well. Have a happy thanksgiving!

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