Donald Trump is going to make America great again, as he has so often and popularly promised. His words are dominant and stubborn; throughout his campaign he has spoken of values that this great country was built on, like racism, sexism, egotism, and violence. He wants to bring values back, since we have progressed way too far from some of them. His words, alone, prove his worthiness and capability to run this nation and improve the lives of all Americans. His stance on the following issues have convinced me, and should convince you too, that the more qualified candidate for the president of the United States is very obvious.
On women:
Donald sees women for what they truly are: sexual objects put on the earth solely to please men (obviously). He has broadcast this belief multiple times, like when talking about his daughter, saying,“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”. Totally not skeevy or sexual-predator-sounding at all. After all, she does only exist for him and other men to look at.
After getting some bad press in 1991, he responded by saying, “You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. But she’s got to be young and beautiful.” He views us women as accessories and objects to be conquered, which is a quality we need in the leader of the free world. Bravo, Donald.
Also, in a twitter quote bashing his female opponent, Trump wrote, "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”. Good point, Don. Obviously a woman’s political ability depends on her marital success. After all, if a woman is not living to satisfy a man, what is she living for?
On egotism:
The Donald has been described with many adjectives, but modest was never one of them. He has bragged about everything under the sun from his success, to his wives, to his body parts. Who can blame him; there is a lot to brag about. In speaking about his plans for border security, he said, “I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me. Believe me. And I’ll build it very inexpensively. I’ll build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” It’s comforting to know how talented he is in wall-building and how confident he is that he will not have to pay a dime for it. Even if he doesn’t have any legitimate plan on how it would work, his arrogance makes me feel like he knows exactly what he’s talking about.
Aside from his political pride, he is also very proud of the skin he’s in. When Rubio made a comment demeaning the size of Trump’s hands, he fought back, saying, "He referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it.” Good to know everything is the right size, Don. A very mature and presidential reply indeed.
On racism/prejudice:
Trump sees people of color as lesser than him, obviously, because that is how our nation functioned when it was originally “great.” Since he wants to make America great again, he has to bring this mindset back. This is why he racially profiled Mexicans when he said, “When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.” But, hey, he is still accepting of some Mexicans; most are rapists and criminals, sure, but he assumes decency of some Mexicans. He even enjoyed an authentic “taco bowl” on Cinco de Mayo, exclaiming, “I love Hispanics!” He knows exactly how to gain Mexican-Americans’ votes and put Mexicans in their place.
Donald also called “for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States, until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.” Because, obviously, Muslims and terrorists are synonyms. Why would we risk bringing innocent people into the United States when we could just racially profile a minority? Much easier. I feel a lot safer having David Duke, KKK wizard and white supremacist, within our nation’s walls and endorsing Mr. Trump as president. In reference to this, by the way, Donald said, "Just so you understand, I don't know anything about David Duke, OK? I don't know anything about what you're even talking about with white supremacy or white supremacists.” Why would he quickly dismiss a white supremacist’s endorsement when he is basically advocating for white supremacy anyway?
On violence:
Violence is everywhere in America — films, video games, political rallies, etc. It’s part of our culture, we can never have too much, right? It’s always good for kids to grow up in a violence-obsessed setting. And who better than Donald Trump to strengthen the presence of violence in our nation? He encourages violence at his rallies, like when audience members tackled a protester and he said, "That was so great. Who was the person who did that? Bring that person up here. I love that.” Or when he advised his supporters, saying, “If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Just knock the hell -- I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.” How kind of him to use his own hard-earned cash for the sake of violence against other Americans.
One of my personal favorite violence-related quotes made by The Donald was, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible.” He is so proud of the group of violence-loving supporters he has created, as he should be.
On insensitivity:
Donald Trump has repeatedly dismissed the necessity of political correctness, claiming he is “so tired of that crap”. He’s right; why waste time being politically correct when you could just thoughtlessly speak words that may or may not offend others? With this mindset, he often comes off as insensitive, which is a great quality for a president. For example, he described John McCain, an American Veteran, as “not a war hero…. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.” Regardless of the bravery McCain showed fighting and almost dying for his country, he still could have done better than getting captured, I mean come on. Sure, Trump has no war experience because he avoided his Vietnam War draft, but, again, his arrogance shows he definitely knows what he’s talking about.
Trump also showed insensitivity regarding Charles Krauthammer, a paralyzed commentator, saying, "I get called by a guy that can't buy a pair of pants, I get called names?” Some might get offended by a comment like this, insulting a man with physical disabilities, but Trump was just telling it like it is, avoiding such annoying formalities like political correctness and human decency.
So, obviously, Trump is more than qualified to make all the big decisions for our nation. He’s clearly educated and level-headed enough for the job. He will make America great again, as great as it was when caucasian men held the most power and wars were commonplace. More than successful and powerful, Trump is honest and consistent in his beliefs. Just a few years ago he said, “I identify more as a Democrat” and "I know Hillary and I think she’d make a great president”. I feel safe knowing he may one day be deciding the fate of my fellow Americans and myself.





















