As everyone knows, we have just allowed the most ironic kind of Oompa Loompa to run the United States--you know, the billionaire kind that doesn't face any oppression or underrepresentation. In light of this terrible decision, I have compiled a list of my feelings.

1. This is the initial reaction.

2. Because the man we just elected would say something like this, with the utmost sincerity.

I think he said this exact line in the Third Presidential Debate.

3. You think it's a dream...

But it's not. Unfortunately.

4. And you're a wreck all over again.

Talk about the five stages of grief!

5. And not being able to watch the news for the next 6 months has you annoyed.

I don't want to hear anymore about the ridiculous things he says (!!!)

6. Laughing at the lack of people attending the inauguration like

I really feel like I could have called this one.

7. But seeing more bad than good coming from this ceremony is worrisome.

I don't think anyone could have guessed the riots on Washington.

8. Instantly regretting that you scrolled through Facebook

Ignorance really is bliss I suppose.

9. But even though you haven't accepted the fact, you must do something.

It's a fact of life, and now you must use your frenzied passion to fight for what you believe.

10. Who better to represent our rebellious fire than Fiona Gallagher?

Just because we have elected a man who is underqualified, overpaid, and unaware, doesn't mean we won't do everything in our power to make this country great on our terms. We hold the power to enact change, and that's what we'll do.