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5 Spots To Vacation If You're As Great As The President

Work hard-ish, play harder.

Aditya Iyer
Apr 09, 2018
University of Washington
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5 Spots To Vacation If You're As Great As The President
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Running short on vacation ideas for your next break? Fortunately for you, the president himself has quite the selection of glorious vacation spots! While some of these might not work out for you, they sure are prime examples of where you could go to visit if you were as great as he was!

1. Mar-A-Lago

Let's get the obvious one out of the way here. If there's one thing Trump loves about the presidency, its how many times he gets to go golfing. Since his inauguration, Trump has visited the place a total of 16 times. His resort of choice might not be a realistic vacation spot for you, but man does he love that place.

2. Trump Tower Grill

Trump might not have the best relationship with the Latino community, but he apparently really loves taco bowls. Naturally, Trump Tower Grill has the best ones because come on, did you really think Mexicans could do it better than Trump?

3. NRA Headquarters

Trump might not be on perfect terms with the NRA, but man does he love their support. He knows he's got to keep the gun nuts on his side, and what better way to do that than through the Nutty Republicans Association?

4. Ivanka's Bedroom

Melania's not getting any younger, so why not move down a generation? It's not incest if she's a 10/10, right? RIGHT???

5. The White House

Yes, Trump's favorite spot is none other than the White House itself. Trump treats the presidency like the ultimate vacation, sitting back and giggling as America slowly destroys itself a little bit more with every passing day. Hopefully, for us, that vacation will come to an end sooner rather than later.

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