T.S. Eliot wasn't lying when he talked about how much April can be a big pile of shit. I mean...maybe those weren't his EXACT words, but you catch my drift. April is the month where it seems like everything is due at once. Assignments, the RSVP to your cousin's wedding you need to find a date for, tests, taxes, and so much more. Flowers are in bloom but some days still have that bitter chill of winter or excruciating heat of summer. Knowing what to wear on any given day is a gamble. And, everyone keeps asking what the plans are for the summer. Needless to say, we're all stressed out.

I'm here to help!

FIrst and foremost...if you haven't followed me on Twitter yet what the HELL are you doing? Stop everything and click here.

Why? Why must you all follow me on Twitter?

It's simple.

We're all stressed out. And, the best way to release all the anxieties that life brings is through laughter. Even if it's only for a little bit. Trust me! Laughter, honest to goodness, is the best medicine. And I wholeheartedly believe that my tweets will make you chuckle at least a little bit.

Here are my tops tweets of April so you can start picking up what I'm putting down:

I know ya'll love Titanic Leo but there is something about 1995 heroin addicted Basketball Diaries Leo that makes me want to hold him and never let him go...

#SorryNotSorry

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I'm not sure if the fact that I got cyber-bullied in college or that this girl is responsible for a human child is funnier.

It wouldn't be normal if I didn't tweet about Zac Efron at least once a month. Rumor has it the two are no longer an item. Now's my chance!

I got plenty of pics if you don't believe me.

I promise you this wasn't an April Fool's joke.

Told you. All I need in this life of sin is me and Tim Riggins.

I often consider going vegan because it's what all the cool kids are doing these days. After I read the nutrition facts of the greatest snack known to man...I quickly decided against it.

Maybe I had one too many Gin & Tonics and my hearing was a tad..altered BUT I wouldn't put it past the Greene Turtle to play that musical masterpiece. They always shell out the best tunes.

If anybody is considering getting me a graduation gift...here ya go.

The end of the semester and my college career has got me feeling some type of way...

Put this on my tombstone, please & thank you.

This is how my life is going at the moment. All my followers know about the #intern series well. I promise you it doesn't disappoint.

Amirite ladies????

As you can tell I'm not lying when I tell you I'm hilarious. I say for your mental health...give me a follow. Click here in case you forgot ;)