Picture yourself in 2007: braces, Etnies, and perhaps a skirt over your jeans because it's what you considered fashion. Yikes it was a really bad time for your aesthetic. Look past your awkward and poorly dressed self and try to remember how much worse your middle school dance was. Yikes x2. Well, besides your preteen self being absolutely horrific, the music you listened to was just the opposite. Here are some jams you definitely danced to at your middle school dance, and probably in your room alone:
(PS: some of these artists are irrelevant now, so gifs are not included. Instead, enjoy cringe worthy middle school dance pictures.)
1. "Irreplaceable" — Beyoncé
(To the left to the left)
2. "Umbrella" — Rihanna ft. Jay-Z
3. "The Sweet Escape" — Gwen Stefani ft. Akon
4. "Buy U A Drank" — T-Pain ft. Yung Joc
(I'mma buy you a drank ooh wee ooh)
5. "Hey There Delilah" — Plain White T's
6. "Girlfriend" — Avril Lavigne
(The Lil Mama remix is pretty fantastic also)
7. "Stronger" — Kanye West
8. "Beautiful Girls" — Sean Kingston
9. "Thks Fr Th Mmrs" — Fall Out Boy
10. "Wait For You" — Elliot Yamin
11. "Glamorous" — Fergie ft. Ludacris
(This song taught me how to spell glamorous)
12. "Makes Me Wonder" — Maroon 5
13. "This Is Why I'm Hot" — Mims
14. "Waiting On The World To Change" — John Mayer
(We're still waiting on the world to change, ten years later)
15. "A Bay Bay" — Hurricane Chris
16. "Fergalicious" — Fergie
(This song taught me how to spell tasty, delicious, and also Fergie's name)
17. "1, 2 Step" — Ciara
(automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fre$h)
18. "Crazy in Love" — Beyoncé ft. Jay -Z
(You probably still jam out to this one a lot, and if you don't I'm judging you)
19. "Bubbly" — Colby Callait
20. "When I Grow Up" — Pussycat Dolls
(Are thelyrics "boobies" or "groupies"? I want answers, it's been ten years too long)
21. "My Humps" — Black Eyed Peas
22. "A Milli" — Lil Wayne
(Consider yourself impressive if you still know every lyric to this song)
23. "Too Little Too Late" — JoJo
24. "Tear Drops On My Guitar" — Taylor Swift
25. "Candy Man" — Christina Aguilera
26. "Kiss Kiss" — Chris Brown ft. T-Pain
27. "Shut Up And Drive" — Rihanna
28. "Every time We Touch" — Cascada
29. "Breaking Free" — Gabriella & Troy
(Who doesn't get down to a littleHigh School Musical)
30. "Kiss Me Thru The Phone" — Soulja Boy Tellem ft. Sammie
(You're a liar if you say you've never dialed the number "678 triple 9 8212")
