This is not encouraging people to go out and steal these items. You will obviously get sent to jail because the purge is not real. But, if you’re looking for the hottest trends in sorority life right now to go BUY, here is the list of things you are missing out on. 

These 5 places would be burned to the ground by sorority girls by the end of a purge. 

Since everything with the “Purge” is going on, it got me thinking. If I could steal anything I wanted, without getting in trouble, what would I steal? Then, an even better question popped in my mind. Where would all of the sorority girls go to do their purge stealing? Naturally, all of the 5 things I thought of would fit 99.9% of the sorority population, considering pretty much every sorority girl is almost exactly alike. 

1)   Starbucks 

You cannot start a great day of stealing without some Starbs. Last time I went, I got a large dirty chai and that thing was $7.00. Starbucks is the real thief here; they steal from us everyday with their amazing, over-priced lattes. Every sorority girl would steal like, 3 years worth of supplies for their pumpkin spiced lattes, and white chocolate mocha frappes. But, you can’t leave without stealing a handful of their addicting cake pops and their cute mugs. I’d probably steal all of their fall and Christmas cups because they’re festive and put me in a better mood just looking at them. 

2)   Kendra Scott Store

I may or may not be the only sorority girl on my campus who does not have a pair on Kendra’s. I don’t know if they were giving them out for free somewhere and I missed the memo but literally, everyone and their mom has a pair. I just couldn’t give up $75 for a pair of earrings, but I would most definitely take that five-finger discount on them. Oh yeah, and they have the cutest little rings now, I’d get one for every finger, in every color. I’ve seen a lot of girls with their adorable drop necklaces so I’m sure that girls would steal all of those, right after they snatched up all the earrings. 

3)   Tory Burch Store 

I’m iffy to say whether or not girls would steal every pair of Tory Burch sandals ever made because I’m pretty sure you have to buy a pair of her sandals before you are allowed to join a sorority. Not sure how I got in, because I don’t own a pair of those either. I do however remember getting a Tori Burch necklace for my 17th birthday and I wore that thing like it was going out of style, and then I found it was a fake. Ha, bummer. I think all her jewelry would go first, because I feel like once you have a pair of her shoes, you have them all. There is an exception for her red ones though. I would literally steal a pair in every size. 

4)   A Monogram Company

I don’t know where monograms come from, or who invented them, but I know they’re raking in that money. And you can guess it again, I don’t have anything monogrammed either. I think monograms are cute, but dang, people monogram everything. I don’t know if it’s a machine that does it all or what, but girls are monogramming everything from their clothes to their pumpkins on Halloween. Whatever or whoever makes and/or prints monograms would be stolen the minute it started. 

5)   A Converse Store

I actually do have a pair of converse, so I guess you could say I’m stepping up in Greek Life. The white high tops would all be gone before you could even get to the store. I went to buy some a few weeks ago and couldn’t find them anywhere. And that’s when they are actually for sale, not for purge.