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Top 5 Inside Jokes About Wittenberg

You will only fully understand these if you go to Witt,

Alex Quillin
Dec 21, 2015
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Top 5 Inside Jokes About Wittenberg
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There are many amazing things about Wittenberg. We receive an excellent education, we have a really competitive athletic program, there are endless opportunities to get involved on campus, we have an excellent study abroad program, and we have a really vibrant and social campus so you are guaranteed to have a fun experience. The school is so perfect that when you can actually pick out an imperfection it becomes a lasting joke. And so, with that being said, here are the top 5 inside jokes about Wittenberg.

1. The Cafeteria Dining Hall (CDR) Makes You Poop

Pretty self-explanatory. Our cafeteria food is not completely horrible, but it absolutely makes you do this a lot.

2. "Don't Touch Wally Witt"

You only know why this is funny if you go to Witt. But on a serious note: DO NOT TOUCH WALLY WITT!

3. The Honor's House Code is a "Secret"

While nobody comes out and says it, everybody knows the code to get one thing and one thing only out of going to the honors house: really nice Hot Chocolate.

4. "Tower Elevators Never Work, I wonder why..."

Here's a hint: Every timr both elevators work, someone has to be dumb and pee in one of them. Also, the school needs to invest in some damn ameras so this no longer happens. OMG!

5. Joking About Who Will Be the Next President of Witt

Everyone seems to have their own enlightening idea of who should be the next president. My personal favorite is "Darletta for President." Darletta is an amazingly awesome deli lady whose classic line is, "What can I get for you, sweetie?"

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