Dear Future Brother-In-Law:
You are so very lucky. You know that don't you? She's amazing. She's kind and funny, sweet and powerful, good and bad, sneaky and completely open. Her very existence is something that I treasure above all else. But, if you've made it this far, and she's decided you were worthy, you most definitely are aware of this. But, I also have a few things to let you know:
For one, she is extremely unique. At a very small age, I realized how special I was to have her. Anyone who knows me knows how much I love Avery. I have very few memories without her in them. Although we're like night and day, we click in a way that I'm sure you've noticed. You also probably think I'm very overprotective. You're right. I am. In fact, if you ever hurt her, you'll be seeing a world of hurt. Don't get me wrong. She's surrounded by great parents, grandparents, cousins, and friends that would also hurt you. But I would be worried about me.
You see, I would take a bullet for her. There are very few people on this planet who love her as much as I do. You know who she is. I know her like the back of my hand. So, I can tell how she feels about something before she even says it. So, I will know if you're a jerk. I will know if you hurt her. In fact, you might be slightly afraid of me. I wouldn't be surprised. I know, and have been told, that I'm very intense when it comes to her. I usually laugh and nod because I know they're right.
But, I know you will be a good person. I know you were probably nervous when you met my parents. My mom, full of energy and smiles, will already know who you are, where you've been, and your character before you even open up your mouth. Don't be afraid of her, just know she's exactly like Avery. But, once she loves you, you'll be be golden. Dad on the other hand will disqualify you if your handshake is poor, and if you don't introduce yourself. Find courage. He looks intimidating, but he's very kind and Avery get her love of adventure and outdoors from him. You will probably underestimate me. But, that is a fatal and horrid mistake on your part. As previously stated, I adore her and her entire existence, so you need to impress me. I want to like you, but if you kinda suck, I will know.
Mostly though, know that you need to love Jesus. If he's not first, you're simply not the right guy. Jesus Christ is a essential part of everything she believes. It's in her bones. Her very core. She's full of fire, but she's also got a very big heart for all of God's people. So, if you don't have this? I'm sorry, but you either need to get on board or get off this Avery-train and move on. I'm sure you're nice and great and everything, but it's too important to ignore.
Ultimately though, know she picked you. There are around 7 billion people on the planet and she picked you of all people. Feel honored, wear that badge of honor like you just ran a marathon because you are so, so, soooo, very lucky.
Also know that I want to like you. I won't intentionally hate you or anything. But, I have pretty high standards. She deserves nothing but the best. In a world that keeps getting worse and not better, she needs someone who can make her a better person. Not someone who brings her down.
Please be that person. Love and cherish her. She deserves nothing less.
Sincerely:
Your Future-Sister-In-Law
