To gut a girl here's what you do:
Grab a pen, some paper
and write "I love you."
Hand her the paper and watch
as tears fill her eye;
then tell her you don't mean it,
and watch her slowly die.
To gut a girl here's what you say:
"I promise to love you
every single day."
Watch as she soars with joy,
all the way to the moon;
then suddenly leave her,
all too soon.
To gut a girl here's how you act:
Make her think that you love her,
that it's a fact.
Then one day make sure
you tell her you lied;
"I don't love you at all,
but at least you tried."
To gut a girl here's how you think:
"Maybe we can get somewhere
if I give her a drink."
Then the next morning,
as she wakes up confused,
tell her that you got what you wanted,
let her realize she was misused.
To gut a girl isn't very hard,
you just have to know
how to play the right card.
But make sure when you gut her
that you also take out the heart,
because by the end
she'll need a new start.
