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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Step Foot On The 'Titanic II' In 2020

Leonardo DiCaprio ain't on this boat.

Callaghan Carter

Oct 23, 2018

University of Maine Odyssey Tech Team

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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Step Foot On The 'Titanic II' In 2020

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The Titanic II is taking the same course as they did in 1912 but in 2020.

I knew they would most likely do this years later, but can't believe they are taking the same voyage that killed over 1,500 people. Hopefully, times have changed and technology will make this successful. (Yet you won't find me anywhere near that boat.)

Here are 50 things I'd rather do than step foot on that boat and drown in a sinking ship by an iceberg.

Date Leonardo DiCaprio

He taught me how bad an idea going on this boat would be, after all

Swim head-on into an iceberg myself.

It's safer this way since I won't be swimming fast enough to cause myself damage.

Being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off

Let's just pray I bring a towel or robe with me.

Going to an 8 am lecture

8 am lectures just shouldn't exist, but I'd rather go than go down with the Titanic II.

Having no heat for the month

I'll just snuggle up with five layers and my cat. I'll be okay.

Living in a triple when made for a double

We will just stack some things but it will be okay. We will make it work.

Be the gifts under the chairs at the Oprah Show

HERE I AM WORLD!!

Be hit in the head with a golf ball at a professional golfing tournament

I mean the woman who got hit in the eye only almost became blind. I can live with that!

Taking a baseball bat to both knee caps

I've had five knee surgeries, one more can't hurt.

Be mauled by a bear

Less than three people a year die from a bear attack. I should be okay and hopefully not one of the three.

Have a piano fall on me

I have lived a good life. Being squished by a piano is a dream way to die.

Run a zoo by myself

Matt Damon made is seem like buying a zoo is the best thing you can do for yourself!

Go to a wrestling match

I watch Total Bellas so I feel somewhat prepared for this experience.

See an 80 year old man in a speedo

I probably could honestly see worse things in life.

Seeing my dad hit a juul or a vape pen

Hopefully it will be a decent flavor and smell.

Drive for Uber

I currently don't have my permit but I mean, fake it till we make it, right?

Go to a New York Yankees game

I'm from Maine and we watch the Red Sox up here. Maybe they will give me a warm welcome.

Meet Donald Trump and help with his tan

That man needs some help and no one will step up and help a man out. I'll take one for the team, you're welcome.

Go into a haunted house with no way out

I love spooky things but hate things jumping out and chasing me. Maybe I'll make friends and find a job?

Fall off a cliff

How bad could it be smashing into rocks and trees?

Wake up during surgery

People wake up in surgery all the time on tv, how bad could it be?

Stay on the phone with a telemarketer

I'd love to hear about her children and her new pet rat Rootie that pays rent in the basement.

See how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth

Maybe only two but that's two more than a baby could do.

Accidentally like a picture from a year ago while on instagram

This is so embarrassing but we all have to live through the shame of social media stalking at some point in their life.

Wearing Crocs for the rest of my life

I hate crocs with a burning passion but for you, I will.

Get hit by a biker on campus

Everyday I almost get hit by a biker on campus, so I might as well do the job for them and step in front of them.

Fall down a flight of stairs

I do this maybe once a year, but why not do it more?

Fart loudly during a test in a lecture hall

This is my biggest fear but so is dying on the Titanic.

Be married to a serial killer

1% of murderers are serial killers so why not be married to that 1%?

Change a leaking poopy diaper

I'm a aunt of three nephews and this is honestly the worst thing. Kudos to you moms and dads.

Eat meatloaf from two weeks ago

Meatloaf is so good but probably two weeks old meatloaf is not. (i'll keep you posted.)

Wear a cat tail every day

People who wear tails kind of freak me out because I hate things hanging from my butt. But(t) here we go!

Wear lipstick like Miranda Sings everyday

I would just love that red stain from the lipstick all over my face.

Have a mustache tattooed on my face

I'd rather have Stalin's mustache than Hitler's it would go better with my round face.

Die on Grey's Anatomy

My mom always tells people to not go to the Grey's hospital or you'll die. Here I go!

Never eat pizza again

Once a week I crave pizza and order Pat's Pizza. It's been real, Pat's.

Take shots of honey mustard

I hate honey mustard but I'm good at shots.

Be the basketball during a Celtics game

Being a basketball is probably the best job in the world. I'm round and am used to being thrown around. Bring it on.

Go streaking during a hockey game

I've been streaking before but I do love hockey!

Never escape an escape room

I wonder how anxious this would make me?

Watch the movie Titanic for a week straight

The Titanic is such a long movie and I always fall asleep but a week straight can't be that bad!

Tweet for Donald Trump

Maybe I'll tweet a few nice things! Nice shoes!

Get my nipples pierced

Ouch.

Listen to someone chew with their mouths opened

Listening to people chew loudly makes me nauseous. Please bring me a bucket with my water.

Allow an otter to live in my bath tub rent free

Otter, you're welcome.

Not being able to eat the Marshmallows in my Lucky Charms

The marshmallows are my favorite part.

Watch my cat hunt a live turkey in my yard

My cat is probably 17 pounds and I'd love to see him hunt a wild turkey.

Be snowed in with no cellphone

No live tweet updates, you're welcome.

Go to work in full drag

At least I know some drag queens who can help a sister out!

Live in Hill House

I'm going to have to put that Poppy in her place!

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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Step Foot On The 'Titanic II' In 2020

Leonardo DiCaprio ain't on this boat.

Date Leonardo DiCaprio

Swim head-on into an iceberg myself.

Being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off

Going to an 8 am lecture

Having no heat for the month

Living in a triple when made for a double

Be the gifts under the chairs at the Oprah Show

Be hit in the head with a golf ball at a professional golfing tournament

Taking a baseball bat to both knee caps

Be mauled by a bear

Have a piano fall on me

Run a zoo by myself

Go to a wrestling match

See an 80 year old man in a speedo

Seeing my dad hit a juul or a vape pen

Drive for Uber

Go to a New York Yankees game

Meet Donald Trump and help with his tan

Go into a haunted house with no way out

Fall off a cliff

Wake up during surgery

Stay on the phone with a telemarketer

See how many marshmallows I can fit in my mouth

Accidentally like a picture from a year ago while on instagram

Wearing Crocs for the rest of my life

Get hit by a biker on campus

Fall down a flight of stairs

Fart loudly during a test in a lecture hall

Be married to a serial killer

Change a leaking poopy diaper

Eat meatloaf from two weeks ago

Wear a cat tail every day

Wear lipstick like Miranda Sings everyday

Have a mustache tattooed on my face

Die on Grey's Anatomy

Never eat pizza again

Take shots of honey mustard

Be the basketball during a Celtics game

Go streaking during a hockey game

Never escape an escape room

Watch the movie Titanic for a week straight

Tweet for Donald Trump

Get my nipples pierced

Listen to someone chew with their mouths opened

Allow an otter to live in my bath tub rent free

Not being able to eat the Marshmallows in my Lucky Charms

Watch my cat hunt a live turkey in my yard

Be snowed in with no cellphone

Go to work in full drag

Live in Hill House

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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