Tinder Investigation: Merrimack College Edition

Tinder Investigation: Merrimack College Edition

The One Where Elizabeth Gets A Tinder

Tinder is a famous dating app which is known mostly for its aid in finding hook ups. It is wildly popular on college campuses across the country, so for your sheer entertainment I decided to put myself on Tinder for 24 hours. Lord help me.


1. My Tinder profile is actually me

2. The maximum distance must be set to 5 miles

3. I must swipe right on everyone AND respond to every message I receive

5. I must stay on for 24 hours

6. When asked what I am doing I must respond "writing an article"

7. I will post my favorite finds, blurring out names/information to maintain privacy.

Here goes nothing...

November 7, 2017

3:00 PM - My tinder account has officially been made. I let Facebook put whatever pictures of me it wanted to and kept those. I did not write a bio. I then continued to swipe right on every guy until I ran out of free swipes. Upon doing this, I instantly regret my decision. Seriously, instantly.

November 8th: THE RESULTS

No words for this one...no words.

Wait, what?

This guy that caught on instantly...

Is there a D, none of the above?

I read the first part and was so excited for a cheesy pick up line... I was so wrong.

And finally.... Huh?

Now for my favorite part... The best bios:

I laughed at this one for a solid five minutes

I didn't know whether to laugh, or feel bad for the kid.

Very happy to hear of your recovery, dude.

I had to leave his name in for this to make any sense... Too good.

This guy is a lady killer that is 100% here to impress the ladies of Merrimack

Again... laughed for a good five minutes.

Weird brag dude, weird brag.

Ladies, he knows Brazilian jiu-jitsu, you will always have access to dogs, and he wants to do yoga with you. *queue Mr.Steal Your Girl*

And finally...

Overall, I hate to admit this, but I honestly had fun being on Tinder for 24 hours. It was really funny and at times really beyond uncomfortable but did I die though?! In all reality, I obviously chose the most interesting messages I received, however, I actually received some really nice and thoughtful messages which completely took me by surprise. I deleted my account after the 24 hours was up, but if you actually are searching for something with someone on campus I would recommend Tinder. You're going to find the creepiest and some of the nicest guys on campus, and who knows maybe even a little magic ;).

*Actual footage of me after the 24 hours was up*

Cover Image Credit: Globaldatinginsights.com

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10 items I Threw Out After My First Semester Of College

When did I actually think I would use this?

Going into freshman year, I wanted the best of the best for my dorm. With that being said, I easily went a little overboard (okay.. maybe a lot overboard).

1. Storage bins

Storage bins are great! Having 8 of them? Not so great. Realistically you need about 2-3 storage bins. Although they can be cute, they take up too much space and while living in a small space clutter is just not an option.

2. Decorative pillows

A cute concept, but how practical is it that you are going to make your bed everyday and arrange your pillows so it looks like you have your life together? MAYBE once a week, so don't over kill it and get one or two.

3. Most of my wardrobe

Okay, maybe I literally didn't throw it out, but I did bring 75% of it home. Personally I dress very comfy at all times unless Im going to a party or off campus somewhere. Wardrobe spaces in dorms can vary, but overall are small so save yourself the frustration and don't bring that shirt with you that you haven't worn since 9th grade.

4. Cups, plates, and silverware. Basically anything that needs to be washed.

This is just a hassle and takes time and if you're lazy like me you will not want to go wash it right after you're done using whatever it is. If you do want to use cups, plates, and silverware start using paper or plastic ones!

5. A Keurig

I actually don't know why I even bought one. I don't drink hot coffee and get a Starbucks iced coffee everyday before class.

6. Office supplies

Never once have I touched my stapler or binder clips. Things like this the library are good for (oh yeah, and it's free!)

7. Fancy dresses and shoes

What? The? Hell? Was? I? Thinking? Yes, I love my nude wedges that I definitely paid way too much for, but there is no need for them. If you are rushing for a sorority a nice dress and heels can come in handy, but before you bring them, check when your school's rush week is for freshman and plan accordingly; either go home and get them or get them shipped to you!

8. Excessive decorations

Yes I know that cute "namaste" light up sign is cute and is only 7$, but you don't need it! Also, if you have the luck I do, it will be broken and not even light up. Anyway, crazy amounts of decorations can cause clutter and that thing that you said you will put on your desk will just take up space you need for something else.

9. A planner

I never used a planner throughout high school so I don't know why I thought I would change in college. I thought buying a really cute one (if you do use planners checkout bando.com, they are super cute) would make me want to use one, but it didn't. At this point it is just sitting on my desk as decoration. I just use reminders on my phone as my planner or google calendar.

10. Every type of medication, cough syrup, and first aid type thing known to man

Do I really need every type of cough syrup out there? No, but my mom thought I did.

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Joining Omega Phi Alpha Was The Best Decision I Could Ever Make

I will never regret founding this sorority when I was a freshman.

Lately, my sorority sisters have been my rock. From my mental health to breakups, these girls are the best friends a girl could ask for and I am EXTREMELY blessed for finding my home at Virginia Tech with this lovely group of women. Here's a thank you letter to my favorite girls in the entire universe:

Darien, I want to thank you for teaching me how to be a strong female leader. You've taught me to be patient, kind, and best of all how to love myself. Your calm demeanor and your charming personality radiates to everyone around you. Thanks for being so fun to shop for and the sweetest president as well as for always being there for me when I'm down.

Aileen, thanks for always being such a ray of sunshine and listening to all of my boy gossip. You inspire me to look great every day just as much as your makeup and outfits are always on fleek. Thanks for being on the sisterhood committee with all of your fun ideas and for always being there to help me set up.

Amala, thanks for always hyping me up and making sure I make it to class. You'll always be my favorite panda worker <3

Amber, thanks for always showing me how to book an awesome event and being someone I can look up to.

Logan, you are the epitome of class and your T-shirt designs are always fire. Thank you for always getting in proofs even if I give you little time to do them and thank you for always being so patient with me.

Saige, your advice always is the best and I'm glad to have someone as warm as you leading the standards board.

Meredith, thanks for always dealing with me ALWAYS needing to have a DJ and being annoyed with the budget. You handle our sorority's finances so well and I wish you all the hedgehogs and hummus in the world.

Angela, from helping me tow my car to making me realize I deserve better than being treated poorly, I'm so happy to call you one of my best friends!

Erin, thanks for always being the absolute sweetest and listening to all of my problems and being my favorite lunch buddy!

Jasmine, thank you for always going with me to VT football games, being my shoulder to cry on and picking me up even at midnight after a booty call.

Taylor, thank you for being my absolute best friend, loving country music as much as I do and being someone I can always call on. I hope you know how much I appreciate you.

Rachael, thank you for being my mom and being that phone call I make when everything is going wrong. You inspire me and make me realize that things will get better and can get better. You show me hope when I can't find any.

Autumn, thanks for being the best little sister a girl could ask for, I'm blessed that I found someone that loves football as much as I do.

Melinda, thanks for always being my favorite carpool buddy and the sweetest <3

To all of my sisters: you guys are everything to me and I wish I could thank you all individually.



Cover Image Credit: Melinda Reick

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