Tired of those tinder stereotypes? How about we get a little fun out of those basic nobodies you match with day to day? Get a group of friends and make sure their swipes are still fresh. Warm up your left thumb, no need for the right, it's tinder of course, and have a nice big bottle of your favorite liquor, and make sure you have a ride home, because with this game you're gonna need a DD.

2 sips for every bot / advertisement

1 sip for every blunt hookup

1 shot for every animal picture

4 sips if your can't tell who they are because its all group photos

1 shot for every profile with zero photos of their face

2 sips for super close ups

4 sips for every profile with "nothing serious"

3 shots for a basic pose (sticking their tongue out, hands to their face, myspace angles)

3 sips for photos that feature an alcoholic beverage

1 shot if they attend your same college

1 sip for every match

2 shots for every "I won't message first"

1 sip for every 420 friendly person

When the alcohol runs empty, then delete the app, go to bed, and start your day with better standards (and an Advil for that killer hangover).