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Thoughts You Have When You Think Of Blac Chyna, Tyga, And The Kardashian-Jenner Insanity

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are making the confusing more confusing by adding another child to the mix.

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Thoughts You Have When You Think Of Blac Chyna, Tyga, And The Kardashian-Jenner Insanity
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By now, I am sure you have heard that Blac Chyna is expecting a child with new fiancé, Rob Kardashian. While this is very exciting for the soon-to-be parents, a look at the family tree will quickly take away from the excitement. Blac Chyna has a child with her ex, Tyga. Tyga is dating Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner is Rob Kardashian's half-sister... But I will let the image of the family tree below do the rest of the explaining. Quite honestly, Tyga and Blac Chyna having a child together was weird enough...

And here are several thoughts that I had when I read this chart over a few times?

Is This Considered Incest?

Even though it technically is not, it sure does feel like something is a little bit off. I mean how did these two even meet each other? When Blac Chyna was picking up King (Blac Chyna and Tyga's child) from Kylie and Tyga and Rob happened to be there?

So, Rob Is The Baby's Step-Parent And Half-Uncle? What The Hell.

So, if there was a custody dispute in the future, would Rob testify as King's step-father or half uncle? If anyone knows the answer please let me know... I have been thinking about this for way too long.

What Are Kylie and Rob To Each Other Now? Do They Go By Siblings, Co-Step-Parents, And Co-Half-Aunts/Uncles?

I am going to go with all of the above! Rob has been in hiding for so long that no one even knows if he and Kylie had a good relationship to begin with. Plus what kind of a brother picks up his sister's boyfriend's ex? I am sorry Rob, but that's just weird.

Why Don't They All Move In Together?

I mean this would honestly make a lot of sense and be less costly (not that that matters to Tyga, Blac Chyna, or anyone in the Kardashian-Jenner clan). They could all have Thanksgiving together and explain to King and his future sibling how children are created... That will be fun! I can imagine it going: Daddy slept with mommy and step-mommy, and step-mommy's brother married mommy. Hmmmm.

How Is This Even Possible?

Again, how the hell did these two meet, exchange numbers, date, and procreate? I blame it on Kris Jenner.

Is Kris Jenner In Heaven With All Of This Publicity?

You know she has already decided which magazine gets to take the first photos of the unborn. You also know that she is trying to make an agreement to get Rob back on the show and to get Chyna to give birth on camera!

Will Kylie Be A Good (Step) Mother At The Ripe Age Of 18?

Well, we already know she is amazing with King so why would a newborn be any different? I mean all she has to do is take pictures with it and pass it off to the nanny.

If The Baby Is A Girl... Will She Use Kylie's Lip Kits Or Blac Chyna's Lashed Makeup And Skin Products?

This is going to be an absolute test and I cannot wait to see the results. It is literally going to be who she likes as a mom better... I have no bets to place on this.

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