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Thoughts I Have While Shopping

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Thoughts I Have While Shopping
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Shopping has always been something I love to do. From shopping for myself and the things I need or want, to shopping for others, either way, it doesn't necessarily mean it is always a treat or easy experience. Shopping can be fun, though, especially when you find exactly what you're looking for. It's great when you try things on and love everything, but we all know that happens once in a blue moon. So many things can go wrong, the thing you love is missing your size, you end up getting nothing, or end up buying the entire store. there is so much that foes into shopping too, so many things to consider, to remember, you have to be strategic, even if it doesn't always look the way you envisioned. Whether it's hobby, an addiction, or just a pain, it's fair to say we've all gone through this or something similar when trying to find something you love.


1. Don't over do it today, you need to save some money, just get what you need.

Seriously girl, don't over do it.


2. Oh I need this!

You know you don't need this, but it's too late now, you already grabbed it.


3. I need this, I hate the two I already have.

This looks so much cuter than the ones you have, you have to get it


4. Shoot I can only bring five to the dressing room?

Why would they put all of these cute clothes out and expect me to only choose five? That's an impossible task.


5. Okay, narrow it down, the lady is waiting on you...

Look at it this way, this way you can take your time trying every thing on, five at a time!


6. Shoot this is the wrong size, what am I doing?

The only one to blame is yourself, unless it was the dressing room lady, probably still annoyed how many clothes you brought in...


7. This looked way better on that manikin

Wow I had such high expectations, how can a statue with no actual face, wear this better? That doesn't feel great, ouch.


8. Is this supposed to cross in the front or the back?

This is seriously too complicated, I swear some tops need to come with instructions.


9. Oh well, I like it either way!

It's fine no one will be able to tell, you do you girl.


10. The sales lady already asked me if I needed help, do I looked that lost?

Really, I don't need help, I've shopped here many times I know my way around thank you.


11. Wait, how many am I buying?

The whole "try on five at a time thing" really messed me up...


12. That's a lot. Put some back.

You have a problem, you can't get all of these, my goodness


13. Why do I have to be so tall? This dress is a shirt on me...lovely.

Why am I even surprised at this point...


14.*Looks at price tag* NOPE

Your wallet will never recover, do not do it.


15. Don't people know I can't afford all this?

It's hard being me.

16. Why is a shirt $60?

That cannot be right.


17. Rude.

How could they do that to me honestly? I am a loyal costumer, but its so cuteeee.


18. Oh I need this!

I've been wanting this forever!


19. Yes the clearance section, this is my kind of shopping, thank you.

I have finally been understood, I always knew I like this place.


20. Wow that added up really fast...uh oh.

Shoot that's a lot of money, the clearance section is no joke, it's a trap.


21. I'm just gonna come back with mom, this is too much.


I'll just remember everything I wanted and come back with mom, my bank account just cannot take this kind of hit today. All of this is just too much. I have to go.

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