Target is many girls favorite store. They have everything we need: beauty products, household items, school supplies, clothes, purses, and food. It's a story designed for girls. Here are 20 thoughts every girl thinks while in Target.
1. "I'm going in for just tampons, that is it!"
Comes out with a new jacket, yoga pants, nail polish, a bunch of stuff that won't ever be used, and no tampons.
2. On phone with friend, "I'm just running in Target, I'll be at your place in 20 minutes."
An hour later your friend calls, "Where are you?" "Oh, I'm leaving now I'll be there soon," while you're still in the clothes section.
3. Walking in automatic door and feels like a rock star.
Let's face it, we all take the automatic door and feel awesome.
4. "Do I need a cart or a basket?"
Basket, I need a basket, I'm only here for a few things. Grabs cart.
5. "Oh my gosh is there new clothes out?"
Spends an hour looking through new clothes.
6. "And their bathing suits are on sale!"
Buys five new bikinis that you can't wear until next summer.
7. "OK, I might be here a while, maybe I need a coffee."
Goes and gets a Starbucks coffee.
8. "Well, maybe I need a new bag, mine is looking a little worn out."
Spends another twenty-five minutes picking out a new bag.
9. "Oh my gosh the fall booties are out!"
Tries on all sixteen pairs.
10. "I need new work out clothes, I want to start running."
Buys three pairs of running shorts, never runs.
11. "Look at all of these $5 DVD's!"
I need twenty!
12. "The Bengals clothes are out!"
I need this sweatshirt, this T-shirt, and this doozie.
13. "I need a few groceries."
Buys for an entire week.
14. "Look at this home decor, I need one of these!"
It's an end table, does't even have room for it.
15. "This is the cutest cup!"
Has one hundred cups at home.
16. "Hair products, makeup, nail polish, ahhh!"
Doesn't need anything but buys new shampoo, a new brush, body wash, a luffa, lip stick, and a new nail polish.
17. "This stationary is adorable, I need it!"
Never uses it.
18. "Dog stuff!"
Buys three toys, treats, and a sweater.
19. "I need new sunglasses!"
Loses them in a week.
20. "I forgot tampons!"
$100 later and still no tampons.
