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41 Thoughts We All Had During The Election

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41 Thoughts We All Had During The Election

1. *Before election night even started* Hillary has this in the bag.

2. Trump give up now.

3. Okay he won a state, just a state though, there are 50!

4. Hell yeah Hillary work it.

5. Okay he won another, who cares, there are 48 more, right?

6. Hm this is peculiar, I thought he was running as a joke.

7. Where's the wine!?

8. Florida do not mess this up for the rest of us.

9. Florida....FLORIDA.....FLORIDAAAAAAA.

10. You actually had one job and that was to not be a god damn idiot.

11. Is it too early in the race to get my passport renewed?

12. Okay keep calm it is fine, so many more states to go.

13. *Trump wins 8 more states* well fml.

14. Why is the map redder than my boiling blood right now.

15. Harambe is lucky that he did not have to witness this.

16. I do not even understand what is going on all I see is red.

17. Good. This is good. Excited for my future.

18. ATTA GIRL HILLARY.

19. Trump wins another state.

20. HILLARY YOU NEED TO WIN BIG STATES NO ONE CARES ABOUT RI ( no offense xo )

21. Am I more scared about Trump or Pence at the moment?

22. Wait I'm sad.

23. What about the Obama and Biden memes?

24. They love each other so much.

25. At the beginning of this race I felt like the picture of Hillary and Bill looking at the balloons.

26. Now I feel like Melania when she stole Michelle's speech.

27. The thought of Trumps jiggly body sitting in the same chair as George Washington is messed up.

28. North Carolina....don't do this... it is okay, you don't have to.

29. I will buy you whatever you want just vote for Hillary.

30. And you voted Trump okay goodbye.

31. I need a shot or 10.

32. "Siri, what are the chances of Hillary still winning?"

33. "Siri, how much does a plane ticket to North Korea cost?"

34. Is this actually happening?

35. How does he have more electoral but Hillary have more popular votes?

36. This is why I hate politics!

37. This is bullshit.

38. A few more states, maybe Hillary will pull this out.

39. No Hillary? Not in the mood to win? KK thank you

40. Trump won, we all lost. Goodnight.

41. Love calling a clementine my president!



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