For those of you out there who are Fifty Shades of Grey lovers, or maybe just find it completely ridiculous yet unignorably amusing, I'm sure you've already seen the new trailer. And if you haven't, go watch it! Then come back over here...I'm sure this is what you were thinking:

Oh, you don’t see how this can work Ana? You seemed to figure it out last time when you figured out your boyfriend was a legitimate psychopath. I have faith you’ll figure it out again. You go girl!

I wish all couples arguments were approximately two sentences long and then led to incredible shower sex. Not so realistic, but then again, its Ana and Christian…anything is possible, right?

Hmm, showering in your $500 top, Ana? That’s a really good idea. You should probably just shampoo and condition your hair too while you’re at it. I guess there wasn’t enough time to get undressed before you got in!

Everyone loves waking up to their boyfriend doing intense pull ups! Its really so normal to just roll out of your bed and find your boyfriend doing 100 reps. But since its Ana and Christian, well its just so casual.

Oh, the infamous sailboat! Anyone who read the books knows that this scene was like a dream come true, finally Ana and Christian alone and peaceful, just smooth sailing. Well little do all you nonreaders know, that everything is about to turn to shit.

Oh no, who’s this new crazy bitch? Did Fifty Shades of Grey just turn into a horror movie? Might have to rethink seeing this on Valentines Day…

Wait a minute, who is this guy telling Ana to be quite? We all know if anyone other than Christian gets within a foot from her shit is going to hit the fan momentarily. This should be good…

What can I say about the last 15 seconds of this trailer? Will I have nightmares? Maybe. Did I just pee my pants of laughter? Maybe. Really mixed feelings. I guess ill just go see it on Valentine’s Day because well, its Fifty Shades Darker, and lets be honest with ourselves, no one can resist it.