We all obsessed over Fuller House coming out on Netflix this weekend. Here's a play-by-play of thoughts we all had during the first episode. **SPOILER ALERT**
1. Wow, this was the best idea ever. Who thought of this? WHY didn't this happen like five years ago? Whatever.
2. OMG IT'S STARTING
3. Ugh Uncle Jesse was so hot. He better still be cute.
4. Wow throwback of memories. Only 17 seconds in.
5. 29 years later. OK here we go. OMG this better be good or I will cry.
6. Who is that baby and what is it doing?
7. DANNY TANNER!!! Wow he is so old.
8. Yep. Uncle Jesse is still hot. Good.
9. What happened to Joey's hairline? Holy cow.
10. WOW Rebecca is still beautiful.
11. Wait, they are only staying for a weekend? NO. STAY FOREVER.
12. DJ Tanner?! I didn't even recognize her! Holy hot.
13. Boys?! She has kids? Whattttt
14. YAY Danny and Rebecca are hosting together. That makes my heart happy.
15. Stephanie looks the same, but cuter.
16. WTF is that accent. Stop it, Stephanie. Stop.
17. SERIOUS SHADE THROWN AT THE OLSEN TWINS. HAHAHA YES!
18. Nikki and Alex both need to be my boyfriend. Right now.
19. GIBBLER!!
20. "When you're ready to party, do it Gibbler style" hahah that's terrifying.
21. Whoa whoa whoa who are those boys coming down the stairs. Who are you? Get out.
22. Donald Trump shade thrown! Perfection.
23. THEY ARE SELLING THEIR HOME?! NO NO NO NO STOP.
24. "HOW RUDE" YES! She said it!
25. Thank goodness her accent is gone. I couldn't handle it for a whole season.
26. New theme song? I'm diggin it.
27. When did Stephanie get boobs?
28. DJ's kids are so cute. So much love, but I don't know if I can get used to this.
29. Her husband died? She's too good to deserve that! Brb crying.
30. Awww the sisters are breaking things together again. Much memories. Such cute.
31. Ugh I already love this so much.
32. Mr. Woodchuck made a comeback but not little Michelle? Yikes.
33. WHOA WHO IS DANNY KISSING?
34. Haha Max is a little Danny Tanner. I love it.
35. Kimmy Gibbler got married? Why. Just why.
46. Wait he's pretty cute. How did that happen?
47. I'm right there with you. "THIS Kimmy Gibbler?"
48. She has a kid? Hold the phone. No. Nope. No thanks, Tom Hanks.
49. OMG that was the cutest dance ever.
50. Is that Steve? Why does he look as old as Joey?
51. Please please please let DJ and Steve date again. It would make my heart melt.
52. Are DJ's kid and Gibbler's kid gonna dat? What is life.
53. Nikki and Alex are still hot, even with helium voices.
54. Don't start the heartfelt toasts yet! I'm not ready to cry.
55. Come on Jesse, sing!
56. Ok here we go. Keep it together. Don't cry.
57. Oh crap, don't join in family. No. No. Here come the tears. Damn.
58. When did Stephanie learn how to sing? Wow.
59. Yep, good to know that Danny still can't sing.
60. Who are these kids again? Bring back Uncle Jesse. I'd rather watch him.
61. But seriously, these kids better not be the star of the show. I'm not binge watching for them.
62. Haha Steve is still obsessed with food. Good to know nothing's changed.
63. PLEASE DATE
64. Leaving for Brazil? NO. Sit your butt down, Stephanie.
65. "Gibbler satisfied". That's what she said.
66. Gibbler's kid is annoying. I don't like her.
67. Comet Jr. Jr.?!?!? Oh my gosh. I can't even.
68. Is she gonna deliver puppies on the show? STOP IT. So cute.
69. Awww come on, DJ. Give them a Comet Jr. Jr. Jr.
70. No leaving. Why are people leaving?
71. "Cut it out". It happened. Life is good.
72. Aww they can hear her over the baby monitor. Here come the tears again. Don't cry, DJ!
73. THEY'RE STAYING?!?! Good because I was confused about what the rest of this season was gonna be about.
74. Stephanie is about to throw down.
75. Wait. Here come more tears. Oh no.
76. YESSSS they are keeping the house.
77. "IM GONNA BE A DOGGY DADDY!"
78. Side by side throw back song. I can't handle it. I can't.
79. Time to binge watch the rest of the season. Let's do this.
