Lets be honest girls, we have all used Tinder at least once, twice, or a few hundred times. It is a perfect and easy way to meet local guys who want nothing more than to "Netflix and Chill". At first Tinder seemed harmless, but then all of the sudden it turned into the most popular thirst trap of our generation. Here are the top 20 thoughts while we have while swiping away.
1. "Oh god, why am I on this app again?"
2. "I just want boys to tell me I'm pretty, that's all."
3. "I am so much better than *stops abruptly* OH HOT DAMN HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND CHISELED!!"
4. "Really? Only one picture? SWIPE LEFT!"
5. "Why does he have nothing written in his bio? Either he's lazy or just wants to bang." *swipe left*
6. "Oh gross, it's that guy I hooked up with that one night that I don't remember. I had WAYYY too much tequila. Bad night, bad night."
7. "Hottie right hear!" *swipes right* "MATCH!"
8. "Oh hell yeeeeah!" *receives message from new match" (Hey girl, want to sit on my face?")
9. "EW GROSS! I'M A LADY!"
10. "That's it, I'm deleting this app." *deletes app*
11. "Finally free!"
*Ten minutes later....re-downloads app*
12. "Ugh, why must you be so addicting?!"
13. "Okay, unless he's SUPA fine, be like Beyonce and send him 'to the left to the left.'"
14. "OH HEY! We flirted once at a bar, he has to match me." *swipes right...no match*
15. "SON OF A B*TCH!"
16. "Whatever, I know I'm pretty and great. I don't need this damn misogynistic app to tell me so."
17. "Maybe I'll change preferences to girls. That could be fun and less sexually pervasive."
18. "Oh sh*t, people are staring. I probably shouldn't Tinder in class."
19. "Wait....my TA has a Tinder?!"
20. "Screw this, I'll have better luck on Christian Mingle."
