- Am I really going to be a whole two decades old?
- That’s like 1/5 of 100, ½ away from 40, and 10 years from 30!
- Great, basically I’m almost 100.
- My life is over.
- This escalated rather quickly.
- *spends most of bank account on cute dress to make me feel better*
- One more year closer until I can get into the KK on a Friday night.
- Not that I would ever try to go to the KK any other day right now…
- Can’t wait for no more butterflies when the bouncer asks for a second form.
- Should I be more excited about other things when I turn 21?
- I should probably start prioritizing more important things in my life.
- *looks in those kind of mirrors that show every pore* Do I actually look like this to other people?
- Do I really have a pimple…again?
- Aren’t they magically supposed to vanish and never come back before I turn 20?
- Welcome back “still awkward phase” but now I’ll be in my 20’s.
- I promise to never look in this mirror again. *looks in amplified mirror immediately after*
- How did these lines on my forehead just appear?
- Is it too early to start using wrinkle cream?
- Plan of how to steal mom’s $100 face lotion without her noticing.
- *checks Facebook-see’s new relationship post” OMG!! Someone a grade above me just got engaged!!
“WHAT THE HELL!!!” “SO happy for you guys!” (My reply to post)
- On the brightside this does make me feel less crazy about creating a wedding themed Pinterest board.
- But seriously how do you know this is the person you are going to spend the rest of your life with?
- I don’t even remember the last date I was on…
- Or If I should choose Qdoba or Chipotle for dinner.
- Thanks Facebook newsfeed, now I’m questioning if I should be in a relationship by now?
- Okay.. So if I’m a sophomore.. two more years plus a semester equals two in a half more years to find a guy to date.
- That should be enough time, right?
- Okay maybe my goal will be to go on dates.
- Actually a more realistic goal: One date Alexa, just one.
- Does Netflix count as my boyfriend?
I hangout with it…
Laugh at it…
Pay for it…
- I think I need to cancel my Netflix subscription and get a job before junior year.
- Maybe I should get a job that relates to my major so it will good on my resume.
- Ugh, but then I’d have to do a real interview and wear grown up clothes.
- If I want a good job in the real world I should start looking
right now.. after one more show - *looks up how to become a billionaire without graduating* “Mark Zuckerberg becomes billionaire at 23”
- *looks up what happens if you drop out of college* “Homeless”
- Yep, definitely not dropping out of school, I LOVE YOU MADISON!
- Okay so I have three years to figure my s*** out and graduate and not end up on the streets.
- Turning 20 isn’t even that old
- I guess I can figure all this out after I graduate
*sits at kids table for thanksgiving*
