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The Thoughts I Had While Watching Orange Is The New Black

The ladies of OITNB are back with more drama than ever...

Nick Richardson
Jun 29, 2015
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The Thoughts I Had While Watching Orange Is The New Black
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1. Oh my god, the new season of OITNB is out. It’s as if the clouds have lifted and my life suddenly has purpose again.


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2.Grab the junk food and caffeine because this is about to be an all day event.



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3. Wait; there are only 13 episodes? I waited an entire year for this, and there are only thirteen episodes to watch? That’s not even one entire day of Netflix binge watching!


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4. What am I supposed to do with the next year of emptiness that is sure to follow this season's conclusion?! My heart hurts.



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5. Can we request more episodes for this season? Is that possible? Does the show take requests? I’m just genuinely concerned for the health of myself and others, I am doing the people's work by asking.


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6. I really don’t want to finish this in one sitting, but if I don’t the Internet will spoil all the good parts for me.


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7. If I am going to do this, it needs to be an all day event. No interruptions, no parents, I’m calling in sick from work, turning off my phone, I will take no chances.


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8. God this sh*t is amazing. Who writes this stuff? I mean honestly, I feel like I am being simultaneously entertained and educated on just how f*cked up the world truly is. It’s bizarrely satisfying.


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9. This is probably the only show on the planet I can honestly say I wish had commercials, then maybe it would feel like it lasted a little longer. I feel like a part of me is dying every time I click continue on the “are you still there” warning.


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10. Ruby Rose is what keeps me clicking forward to be honest… I mean, I thought I liked men…


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11. Thank god Bennett is there to reaffirm my sexuality.


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12. *SPOILERS*

UNTIL HE ISN'T!!!


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13. Some of these stories kill me. I feel their pain like it’s my own. Every episode brings me closer and closer to the conclusion that I may be unstable myself.


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14. I don’t even know what to do with myself anymore. How will I survive the next sad, lonely, year with nothing to watch and no prison women to cry for?


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15. Oh my god, episode 12. No. It’s almost time.


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16. THAT ENDING THOUGH.


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17. And now it’s over, and my life once again has no purpose.

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18. At least there's always next season.


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