1. Ugh...I can't sleep.

2. OK, if I fall asleep now, then I can sleep for five hours and 26 minutes.

3. "The sky's awake, so I'm awake!"

4. No, I am not Anna from "Frozen." Get it together brain.

5. I wonder what my cat is doing?

6. I wish cats could text.

7. (Phone goes off.) Wow, not even anything cool, just another Facebook notification.

8. (Scrolls through Facebook for 15 minutes.)

9. OK, for real, now it's bedtime. One, two three, sleep!

10. I can't get comfortable! (Switches sleeping position roughly a million times.)

11. It's too hot!

12. (Takes a blanket off.) And now it's too cold.

13. I wonder if I'll see my cat in my dreams tonight?

14. "Hey now, hey now. This is what dreams are made of!" And now that song's stuck in my head.

15. I need a snack. Actually, when don't I need a snack?

16. What was that noise?

17. I have to pee!

18. But what if I get attacked on the way to the bathroom? I'll just hold it, just to be safe.

19. Remember that one time your mom asked you to take out the garbage, but you were too lazy and made someone else do it?

20. (Thinks of everything awful I've ever done, and cringes.)

21. OK, happy thoughts. Puppies, Jennifer Lawrence, that funny video you saw on the Internet earlier.

22. Do I always breathe like this?

23. Oh my gosh, do I snore?

24. I'm not going to get any sleep tonight, am I?

25. I'm going to be so tired tomorrow. But at least there's coffee!