1. How is summer already over?

2. Guess I should buy some notebooks.

3. When's my first class?

4. Where's my first class?

5. How do I not know where that building is after three years?

6. Why is room 316 on the fourth floor?

7. Why do I have to take history, again?

8. Already 10 minutes late. Maybe I should just get Starbucks?

9. No, I shouldn't miss the first day of class.

10. Maybe?

11. No.

12. Of course he takes attendance.

13. Good thing I didn't skip for Starbucks.

14. I'm not doing any ice breakers. I literally refuse.

15. Why do you wanna know an interesting fact? I don't have any cool stories. I'm boring.

16. When is this over?

17. How am I supposed to pay attention for more than an hour?

18. No laptops?

19. It's so hot outside, why did I pick classes so far apart?

20. So many freshmen wearing lanyards around their necks!

21. I wish I was still a freshman.

22. Just kidding, now I look like I'm cool because I know where I'm going without a map.

23. Should've gone left back there.

24. Another ice breaker?

25. I can read the syllabus on my own, you know.

26. Why are you asking questions about the final in four months?

27. I need to leave this building ASAP.

28. Am I really the only senior in here? #oldlady

29. Five more minutes.

30. I survived my last first day of classes!

31. Get me home, I need some wine.

32. Why did I park so far away?

33. Campus is so pretty!

34. I never want to graduate.