1. What do you mean I actually need the book?
I mean, yea, you said it, but I didn't think you were serious!
2. You never said there'd be this much work!
*checks syllabus and course calendar* Okay maybe you did... but still!
3. Yes, my room is a disaster and, no, I don't care.
It is merely a reflection of my life.
4. Yes, it was clean last week.
Well my life wasn't a mess a week ago!
5. And this is why I can't have a pet.
I mean, I can barely take care of myself! ...I still want one though.
6. Yea, I can wear sweats to that class.
Yea, I'll have plenty of time to change before that meeting where I have to look nice later.
7. Why are you sitting in my seat?
It's been a week, bro. You had a week to change where you wanted to sit. Get out of my seat.
8. *alarm goes off* Nope.
Yea, still not used to my new sleep schedule.
9. *second alarm goes off* I can sleep for another half hour...
10. *third alarm goes off* Fuck... okay.
*puts on a playlist because music is the only thing keeping me awake*
11. I can read that in the morning...
Or just the synopsis... It's fiiiiine.
12. No, I can't this week.
School work, hanging out, living life, etc. It can all wait til the weekend, as far as I'm concerned.
13. Everything is fine.
*internally screaming*
14. When's summer?
Also, when do I graduate?