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This One's For The Ladies

A brief introduction to the method

Bud Debordes-Jackson
Jan 25, 2017
Illinois Wesleyan University
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This One's For The Ladies
Debordes-Jackson

This one's for the lades is not some kind of trickery or shortcut. It's a lifestyle. In this framework, every action that you perform is an action for the ladies. This article will provide a brief introduction to the method, and provide examples of some of the many actions that are suitable for the ladies.

Wake up for the ladies

Today is for the ladies. Make it count.

Dress nice for the ladies

When it's for the ladies you must adhere to a strict dress code. Christmas ties are encouraged.

Visit the bathroom for the ladies

Hygiene is key.

And you can create some high level suspense.

Juggle for the ladies

Show off your unique skill set. You don't necessarily have to juggle oranges. Apples and pears are also permissible.

Become a botanist for the ladies

Anyone can buy flowers. Go the extra mile by showing the ladies your favorite indoor plant at your local library.

Do the Petrushka for the ladies

Who could resist that windmill?

Eat 24 bananas for the ladies

Then she'll know you aced all of your finals.

Conduct a local ensemble for the ladies

Nothing says "this one's for the ladies" quite like a prestige conducting technique.

Keep a detailed food diary for the ladies

Then she'll know what else you've been eating. A well balanced diet is essential.


Engage in 3 independent studies for the ladies

Textbooks and whiteboards make you look sophisticated. Be sure to mention how much time you have to spend on these independent studies whenever possible.


Give a bass recital for the ladies

Sometimes you gotta get back to the basics.


Go to bed for the ladies

Tomorrow's another day.

What are some of your favorite actions to perform for the ladies? Comment below or send your responses to buddebordesjackson@gmail.com for a chance to be featured on the next episode of The Bud Debordes-Jackson Show!

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